Emma Bullimore
TV commentator, and in Joe's gang of 'Hundies'

This is all very lovely, and Alan as an action hero is definitely a vibe.

But come on, we're here for the endgame.

I really like Joe Marler's strategy.

Instead of starting with focusing on finding the traitors, start by figuring out who you can trust.

He trusted Joe Wilkinson implicitly, now Nick.

I did the same - there were always three circles in my head: those who I could trust in the middle, with people I wasn't sure about just outside, and then potential traitors on the outside.

Everyone says you can't trust anyone, but that's not true. Choosing who to trust is just as important as choosing who you don't.

And, the very best traitors are so good that they leave no clues, which can only happen if you've got control.

For me, in this series, that's Cat. The Minah of Celebrity Traitors.

Alex Smith
Live editor, one of the 'two big-dogs'

That was like a scene from a feature film.

"Amazing," the celebs say almost in unison as they bank an extra £20k for the prize fund.

The final roundtable is on its way...

The budget has clearly been upped for the celebrity version, there were no explosions when I got off the train...

How many times did they knock their heads then?

Claudia shouting is always my favourite, she is so invested in them getting the money!!

Elliot Burrin
Live reporter, trusting faithful

"If Paloma's in here that's a really good sport," Alan says as he's unchaining the coffins on the train.

That would be a huge plot twist...

Alan and Joe are reminding me of siblings during half term.

Emma Bullimore
TV commentator, and in Joe's gang of 'Hundies'

This looks like a sequence from the worst Bond film ever - I'm expecting Alan to climb on the roof and duck when they approach a tunnel.

The magic of The Traitors is that somehow it still manages to be elite TV despite the low-budget challenges and general (brilliant) nonsense.

Elliot Burrin
Live reporter, trusting faithful

If there's anything the Traitors excels in, it's that bordering-on-morbid imagery.

Ripping up portraits of former contestants really captures that.

There's definitely no chance of them coming back now!

Sat on the sofa dressed as Claudia for the final, fingerless gloves and all. So excited.

Chris

Can't wait. My granddaughter and I are ready with snacks, in our pjs and rooting for Alan to win.

Lorna

We're hosting 12 neighbours for a watch party. Themed cocktail is the bloody faithful and we've just finished lasagne while watching the countdown. So excited.

Holly and Poppy

Emma Bullimore
TV commentator, and in Joe's gang of 'Hundies'

Is Claudia going to bring walkie-talkies back, alongside tweed and fingerless gloves? I'm here for it.

Oh I do love an escape room.

Uh-oh train station spotted... I'm getting flashbacks to the start of my own series.

Whatever happens, I'd recommend staying on board.

As a reminder, Alexander stepped off the train at the start of his series, and didn't end up entering the castle until a few episodes in.

I'll be honest I'm losing track already - but lets call that skirt an accessory.

Emma Bullimore
TV commentator, and in Joe's gang of 'Hundies'

The train! Bad memories for you Alexander?!

Alan and Cat need to stick together, and to conclude David is trouble.

I don’t think he has a chance if they stick together and Nick and Joe also team up.

Alex Smith
Live editor, one of the 'two big-dogs'

"I've lost my train of thought..." Claudia teased earlier.

Well now that makes sense, as a steam train chugs along at the start of today's challenge.

"The Traitors Express."

Emma Bullimore
TV commentator, and in Joe's gang of 'Hundies'

This episode might as well be sponsored by the Scottish tourist board.

It's like Midsomer - glorious views, appalling murder rates.

Why do the faithful keep waiting to get rid of traitors?

It's great game play to wait until the end... but it is now the end!

We've just heard Joe suggest getting rid of David, but he and Nick need the votes to banish the remaining traitors Cat and Alan.

The boys are scheming.

THE LADS ARE FULLY PLANNING THIS OUT.

The problem I think faithfuls always have is they can never fully trust anyone and Nick might ruin this if he can’t trust Joe.