Goodbyepublished at 15:29 BST 9 September
Closed!
And with that recap, we bring this page to a close.
You can check out that below or the summary points at the top of the page for anything you may have missed today.
Don't forget, amid all this madness, we've not even mentioned that England are taking on Serbia tonight in a World Cup qualifier.
You can listen to that live from 19:00 on BBC Radio 5 Live this evening with kick-off at 19:45.
We'll be back tomorrow morning to digest all of that, plus start our build-up to the Premier League campaign getting back under way!
See you then.