Postpublished at 00:40 Greenwich Mean Time 3 March 2018
Remember, this series is 1-1 after two games. New Zealand won the first, a bit of a squeaker, before England gave them a good shellacking in the second.
I've just seen the pitch. It looks like an oatmeal biscuit. It is surrounded by a lot of empty yellow seats at the ground nicknamed 'the Cake Tin'.