If England were a type a food...published at 17:26 British Summer Time 24 May 2018
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Eton mess.
Shaun B, Scunthorpe
Closest comparison is turkey at Christmas... you get all excited about how great it's going to be, tuck in and realise it's average at best and you can't remember why you were excited in the first place. (Ps. Always have goose for Christmas!)
Josh, Thaxted