Postpublished at 13:26 British Summer Time 24 July 2019
Hang on a sec Amy, I'm just marking out my long run.
20 wickets fall on thrilling day
England 85 all out before lunch
Murtagh 5-13, Adair 3-32
Ireland slip from 132-2 to 207 all out
Balbirnie 55, Stirling 36
Curran 3-28, debutant Stone 3-29
England's last match before Ashes
Four-day Test, Lord's; Eng won toss
Amy Lofthouse and Jack Skelton
Hang on a sec Amy, I'm just marking out my long run.
Well. From winning the World Cup 10 days ago to losing all 10 wickets in the first session of the Test summer. That's England for you.
I'm off to process what just happened. Jack Skelton will take you through to tea.
Michael McNamee
BBC Test Match Special
I never thought I'd live to see the day where Michael Vaughan is peering at one of my son's exercise books where I've scribbled down England being bowled out for 85 inside a session by Ireland.
Text 81111
Oh bless. The poor chaps clearly have a monster hangover. We should go easy on them.
Rich, Standon
Back to earth with an almighty thump!
Andrew, Portsmouth
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Here's how the last wicket fell...
Michael Vaughan
Ex-England captain on BBC Test Match Special
England have so much talent. They have got the game to be successful. But you worry about the mentality of the team when it becomes tricky and the ball moves around.
Unless they change their mentality when playing the moving ball, there are going to be many more days like this over the coming weeks.
Jonathan Agnew
BBC cricket correspondent
I still can't believe what I've seen really.
Ireland's Tim Murtagh, who took 5-13, on Sky Sports: "I'm not quite sure what's happened in the last two hours. It's a dream just to play here in the first place. But to get on the honours board....
"It's a fantastic first session for us.
"Everything felt really good today. The ball came out nicely and it did a little bit off the wicket. I should know how to bowl on this ground - I've been here long enough.
I didn't think I'd be on the away honours board when I first started playing, but I'll take it. I'm over the moon."
Michael Vaughan
Ex-England captain on BBC Test Match Special
It's tremendous for cricket to see Tim Murtagh walking off holding up the ball for a fine five-for.
It's fantastic to see Ireland playing Test cricket.
A friend of mine at Lord's has just texted me to inform me the people next to them have just turned up for the morning's play, expecting to watch England bat. She's had to break it to them that, er, they've missed England's innings.
England chose to bat! And they've been bundled out in 23.4 overs. Amazing.
A cracking catch, excellent use of DRS... Ireland were firmly on it this morning.
Michael McNamee
BBC Test Match Special
I can hardly believe these reading the wickets back.
There were eight extras in that innings, which makes them the fourth highest scorer for England.
Andrew Samson
BBC Test Match Special statistician
England have lost all 10 wickets in a session three times in the last three years, having previously not done so since 1938.
That's England's lowest Test total at home since they were bowled out for 77 by Australia in 1997 at Lord's.
Sam Curran wasn't even born then.
Michael Vaughan
Ex-England captain on BBC Test Match Special
England fans will applaud Ireland off - they've just seen a magnificent bowling display.
Michael McNamee
BBC Test Match Special
This is surely up there with Ireland's finest moments in cricket. They are embarrassing the hosts at Lord's.
Mark Adair finishes with 3-32 and Boyd Ranking with 2-5 (!!!).
You know what, after missing out on the 10-team World Cup, Ireland have proved a point, and then some.