And breathe...published at 19:00 British Summer Time 16 June 2023
So we knew it would be fun.
But did we think it would be that fun?
England will start tomorrow hunting 10 Australia wickets after they have lit up the Ashes already, in stunning style.
We'll be back from 8:00 BST tomorrow morning for all the build-up and reaction for day two. For now, here's Stephan Shemilt's take on all today's action.
Strap yourselves in, folks. It's going to be a summer to remember.