So what do you make of it all? Chelsea to stroll to the title? Or will they be usurped by Birmingham or Liverpool? Also, as I've mentioned Gary Lineker, it feels right to speak of the time that my girlfriend pinched his naan bread. Do let me know of your strange close encounters with footballers. Text 81111, tweet using the hashtag #bbcfootball, external or get in touch via the BBC Sport Facebook, external page.

Sounds simple enough, right? Not quite.

Both Birmingham City and Liverpool are waiting if Chelsea slip up. Birmingham host Notts County and reigning champions Liverpool entertain Bristol Academy.

All in all, it promises to be a right old final-day thriller. It begins at 14:00 BST.

Apologies if that statement sounds a little biased, but let's have a look at the facts.

Chelsea's fellas stand five points clear at the top of the Premier League after only seven games. Would you fancy telling Jose Mourinho that his men won't win the whole shebang?

And the ladies? Well, they're even closer. Beat Manchester City today and the Blues will be crowned champions of England for the first time in their history.

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Now, let me tweak that statement ever so slightly to make it relevant to this sunny autumnal Sunday afternoon.

Twenty-two people chase a ball around for 90 minutes and, at the end, Chelsea win.

According to Gary Lineker, football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball around for 90 minutes and, at the end, the Germans win.