Who's scored 10 in two games? Who netted three consecutive hat-tricks? Who went a whole season without failing to score?

We all know a star of Sunday league that had a ridiculous goalscoring record - tell us about it.

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"The last time they were this bad, they were relegated," the Daily Mail says regarding Chelsea's dismal run.

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Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho is "on the brink of being sacked" says the Sunday Express, while there is also a mention of Louis van Gaal saying "his mother and grandmother know" Manchester United have to attack and score.

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The Independent asks whether Leicester's Jamie Vardy is "England's finest" after the striker continued his goalscoring exploits this season.

Let's take a look at some back/sports pages...

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Eleven goals. nine games. Jamie Vardy's scoring run is the sort of thing reserved for the bonkers world of Sunday league stars.

So that got us thinking - what are the most ludicrous scoring runs you've seen in your amateur side? Make sure you mention the team in question - to get their name in lights - and who the man of the moment was.

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Love a bit of goss. Here are the three most interesting stories:

Liverpool have reached an agreement in principle to sign Brazilian striker Alexandre Pato, 26, from Corinthians. (Tutto Mercato Web via London Evening Standard) , external

Cristiano Ronaldo's future at Real Madrid is in doubt once again after the 30-year-old forward told Laurent Blanc that he would 'love' to play under him at Paris St-Germain. (Le Parisien, in French) , external

Inter Milan manager Roberto Mancini is keen to sign Chelsea defender Branislav Ivanovic, 31, when his contract expires in the summer. (Sunday Mirror), external

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Chelsea are struggling...badly and we'll take a look at what people have made of their start to the season.

As well as that, we'll read and smile about a fairytale story in the Premier League and further reaction from Saturday's games.

But first, a few rumours/whispers to get through...

Seven defeats in 12 Premier League games, lost the last three, only the bottom three have lost more all season.

Champions Chelsea's alarming slump took and dip last night after losing at Stoke and they look more like relegation candidates than title supremos. 

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Manager Jose Mourinho was not in attendance following a stadium ban, in a season which has seen fallouts and rants galore.

Where do the Blues go from here?