Lewandowski scores five, plus Balotelli nets

1. Half-time sub Lewandowski scores five goals in nine mins
2. FT: PSG 3-0 Guingamp - Di Maria and Zlatan score
3. FT: Udinese 2-3 Milan - Balotelli scores free-kick
4. FT: Atletico Madrid 2-0 Getafe

A night to remember

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It was a 'where were you' kind of day as Robert Lewandowski - a half-time substitute - scored five goals in an unbelievable nine minutes for Bayern Munich as they came from behind to beat Wolfsburg 5-1.

Elsewhere, Mario Balotelli scored for AC Milan as they beat Udinese 3-2, Angel Di Maria and Zlatan Ibrahimovic scored as PSG won 3-0, with the Swedish maverick even missing a late penalty.

And Atletico Madrid maintained their decent start with a 2-0 victory over Getafe.

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FULL-TIME - PSG 3-0 Guingamp

PSG 3-0 Guingamp

Guingamp break in numbers and Nicolas Benezet doesn't look up to find a team-mate, he just shoots himself and it's straight at the keeper. That's the last chance.

INJURY TIME

Three minutes of injury time until PSG extend their lead at the top of Ligue 1 to four points (admittedly having played a game more).

David Moyes's Real Sociedad lead fellow La Liga strugglers Granada 2-0 at half-time thanks to Imanol Agirretxe's brace.

ZLATAN MISSES PENALTY

Zlatan Ibrahimovic steps up as he looks for his second of the night...

But keeper Jonas Lossl guesses right and Edinson Cavani trips over himself trying to bury the rebound.

PENALTY TO PSG

Younousse Sankhare brings down Edinson Cavani - penalty.

SUBSTITUTION

Angel Di Maria's assist is his final action as he's replaced by Ezequiel Lavezzi.

GOAL - PSG 3-0 Guingamp

A wonderful goal by a phenomenal player. Angel Di Maria plays the ball to Zlatan Ibrahimovic in the box - the Swede takes a first touch to control it and his second touch is to poke it home from an angle.

PSG 2-0 Guingamp

And now we're down to the final one of our four main games tonight. PSG have eight minutes to see this out and maintain their unbeaten start to the season.

FULL-TIME - Udinese 2-3 AC Milan

AC Milan go up to fourth in the table, thanks in part to Mario Balotelli's brilliant free-kick to open the scoring - his first since his return to Italy. 

Real Sociedad are leading Granada 2-0 and David Moyes has one man to thank...

RED CARD

Udinese, who have had chances to level, end with 10 men as Bruno Fernandes is dismissed.

GOAL - Paris St-Germain 2-0 Guingamp

Big-money signing Angel Di Maria pokes home from close range after Jonas Lossl horribly fumbled Zlatan Ibrahimovic's shot.

Udinese 2-3 AC Milan

Udinese almost rescue a draw against AC Milan but Edenilson can't turn it home.

SUBSTITUTION

Marco Verratti comes on for Javier Pastore, the scorer of the only goal, for Paris St-Germain. 

That goal was assisted by Zlatan Ibrahimovic by the way...

Udinese 2-3 AC Milan

Mario Balotelli takes the ball down to the corner for AC Milan as they look to hold on for a third Serie A win of the season.

PSG 1-0 Guingampo

Paris St-Germain looking for a second to kill this game off and Angel Di Maria curls an effort wide from just outside the box.

Jimmy Briand comes on for Marcus Coco for Guingamp. Eighteen minutes left in Paris.

SUBSTITUTION

Marquinho comes on for Manuel Iturra for Udinese - six minutes left.

TEN TO GO - SUBSTITUTION

Luiz Adriano, who famously had a five-goal performance himself in the Champions League last season, replaces Carlos Bacca up front for AC Milan - meaning Mario Balotelli stays on. 

Ten minutes to go.

SUBSTITUTION

PSG are leading into the final half an hour and Laurent Blanc decides to shore things up a bit. Thiago Silva comes on for Gregory van der Wiel in defence.

PSG 1-0 Guingamp

Goalscorer Javier Pastore crosses in from the left and Edinson Cavani has to lean back to get his head onto the ball and as a result it's well over.

SUBSTITUTION

Udinese make a change as midfielder Giovanni Pasquale replaces Ali Adnan. They have 17 minutes left to complete a remarkable comeback. 

A reminder that Volkswagen own Wolfsburg. Not a great day all round for the lads today.

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A welcome sight for David Moyes as Imanol Agirretxe gives Real Sociedad the lead at Granada. The Basques have two points from four games.

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PSG 1-0 Guingamp

Zlatan Ibrahimovic beats keeper Jonas Lossl this time with a close-range shot but it's cleared off the line by a defender.

David Moyes's Real Sociedad have kicked off against Granada as they look for a first win of the season.

The Scot is under pressure.

PSG 1-0 Guingamp

PSG have a free-kick at least 30 yards out. But Zlatan Ibrahimovic fancies his chances...

The Swede has a go and it's on target but it's parried away by the goalkeeper.

KICK-OFF - PSG 1-0 Guingamp

Second half is under way.

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GOAL - Udinese 2-3 AC Milan

Duvan Zapata pokes home from close range to get Udinese right back in this game. This is vintage AC Milan (of the last few years).

It's Oktoberfest in Munich at the moment. It's going to be total and utter carnage tonight!

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You and me both Harry. It pains me like Mesut Ozil's miss and Brazil's resulting consolation did against Germany in 2014.

GOAL - Udinese 1-3 AC Milan

Emmanuel Agyemang-Badu converts a cross to get Udinese back into this game.

Oh oh

As a Republic of Ireland fan, I've just remembered that we face Robert Lewandowski's Poland next month.

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FULL-TIME - Atletico Madrid 2-0 Getafe

Atletico Madrid make it four wins from five games.

FULL-TIME - Bayern Munich 5-1 Wolfsburg

What?! Where's the injury time? In fact the referee appeared to blow at 89:58. Boooooo. 

Bayern Munich win to extend their unbeaten start to the season, but that's not really the story.

Bayern Munich 5-1 Wolfsburg

Robert Lewandowski finds Thomas Muller, who fails to add a sixth. Don't pass Robert - you only have one minute plus injury time for a double hat-trick.

GOAL - Atletico Madrid 2-0 Getafe

Antoine Griezmann has sealed the win for Atletico Madrid from close range, sweeping Jackson Martinez's cross into the top of the net.

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Bayern Munich 5-1 Wolfsburg

I thought the challenge of this live text shift was going to be watching four games at the same time, not Robert Lewandowski scoring goals at a quicker rate than I could write about them.

Bayern Munich 5-1 Wolfsburg

This last half an hour has seemed a bit anticlimactic really. I thought the run was going to stop after his hat-trick but by goal five all bets were off.

Four minutes to go.

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Bayern Munich 5-1 Wolfsburg

Just remember that this is probably the second best team in Germany that Bayern are playing here.

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TEN TO GO - Bayern Munich 5-1 Wolfsburg

Thomas Muller clips a ball over the top for that man but this time Robert Lewandowski's shot is blocked by Dante - his former Bayern team-mate.

Ten minutes to go for history.

SUBSTITUTION

Both sides make changes - Joshua Kimmich replaces Xabi Alonso in midfield for Bayern Munich. And Andre Schurrle and Nicklas Bendtner come on up front for the Wolves. Bas Dost and Max Kruse come off.

Bayern Munich 5-1 Wolfsburg

Douglas Costa goes down the left. Just find Robert, Douglas - that's all you need to do. But he doesn't. He wins a corner instead.

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Bar Wolfsburg fans is there anybody not desperate for Robert Lewandowski to at least level that now?

Cristian Zapata has just headed AC Milan into a 3-0 lead at Udinese.

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Bayern Munich 5-1 Wolfsburg

At half-time I honestly thought the story here was going to be Wolfsburg picking up their first ever win at Bayern Munich...

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Oh that's right, I was meant to be giving you updates from three other games, wasn't I? Well Javier Pastore has given PSG the lead against Guingamp. Atletico Madrid are still 1-0 up on Getafe, with AC Milan leading Udinese 2-0.

Bayern Munich 5-1 Wolfsburg

A Bayern Munich cross comes in from the left and Robert Lewandowski - seeking GOAL NUMBER SIX - attempts to sweep home but it's kept out by keeper Diego Benaglio.

Bayern Munich 5-1 Wolfsburg

Bayern Munich have their first non-Robert Lewandowski shots of the second half that I can rememeber. Philipp Lahm is denied by Diego Benaglio at the near post and the Swiss also denies Thomas Muller's follow-up.

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Bayern Munich 5-1 Wolfsburg

That's up there with Germany 7-1 Brazil as the most remarkable things I've ever seen in football.

Lewandowski didn't start after recovering from an injury and comes on at half-time to score five within 15 minutes - nine goals apart.

He's barely done anything bar score. Oh wait he's got a chance again but instead he passes to Thomas Muller who fails to score.

Just shoot Robert - we all want to see how far this can go.

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GOAL - Bayern Munich 5-1 Wolfsburg

What on earth is happening? I was trying to tell you what's happened elsewhere but instead my FIFTH ENTRY IN A ROW is a Robert Lewandowski goal. And this is his best yet. Mario Gotze crosses in from the right and the Pole with a flying acrobatic volley smashes it past Diego Benaglio.

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GOAL - Bayern Munich 4-1 Wolfsburg

One of the most remarkable striking displays I've seen in my life. Douglas Costa crosses in from the left and there's Robert Lewandowski AGAIN! The Pole just volleys the ball home with ease from 12 yards out.

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GOAL - Bayern Munich 3-1 Wolfsburg

This is a striking masterclass. I'm not sure I've ever seen anything like this. Robert Lewandowski, on at half-time, has scored three goals across three minutes and 22 seconds.

The Pole is found by Mario Gotze. His first shot hits the post, his second is saved by Diego Benaglio but he gets a third effort and guides it home.

And with that the game is surely over.

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GOAL - Bayern Munich 2-1 Wolfsburg

Unbelievable. Before I could even tell you about that goal, Robert Lewandowski has absolutely smashed in a second from 25 yards. What a strike. What a substitution. What a game.

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GOAL - Bayern Munich 1-1 Wolfsburg

Robert Lewandowski has been on the pitch six minutes and he's levelled it up from close range.

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Atletico Madrid 1-0 Getafe

Getafe defender Carlos Vigaray is injured after a clash of heads with Antoine Griezmann. Well a clash of the Atletico player's shoulder with his head. A stretcher is brought out for him.

KICK-OFF - Atletico Madrid 1-0 Getafe

Also second half o'clock in Madrid.

KICK-OFF - Bayern Munich 0-1 Wolfsburg

And the second half is under way now.

SUBSTITUTION

Bayern Munich boss Pep Guardiola isn't happy and makes a double change at half-time. Striker Robert Lewandowski and holding midfielder Javi Martinez replace Thiago and Juan Bernat.

KICK-OFF - Paris St-Germain 0-0 Guingamp

Under way at the Parc des Princes.

YELLOW CARD

And that's probably the Mario Balotelli Liverpool fans recognise more. The striker is booked for a late challenge.

Can PSG return to winning ways?

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Back-to-back-to-back French champions Paris St-Germain take on Guingamp tonight. 

They won their first four Ligue 1 games this season but have now drawn two in a row, against Bordeaux and Reims.

 "We were disappointed after the match with Reims," boss Laurent Blanc said. "But we've had matches like that before, and we'll have them again. You can't be in tip-top form all season long."

Guingamp lost their first three games, but have won their second block of three to sit eighth.

GOAL - Udinese 0-2 AC Milan

Game over already? Giacomo Bonaventura controls a ball forward on his chest and just guides the ball home from close range.

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Udinese 0-1 AC Milan

My Twitter search window for Balotelli has just gone utterly berserk. 

GOAL - Udinese 0-1 AC Milan

He's only just gone and done it, hasn't he?Mario Balotelli- on his first start following his loan return to AC Milan from Liverpool - finds the top corner with a brilliant free-kick from 20 yards. 

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Udinese 0-0 AC Milan

Mario Balotelli wins a free-kick for AC Milan as he goes down on the edge of the area after being clipped by Edenilson.

HALF-TIME - Bayern Munich 0-1 Wolfsburg

Wolfsburg are 50% of the way towards a first ever away victory over Bayern Munich - and another (joint) record.

The Wolves are unbeaten in 14 games - their record of 15 was set last season.

KICK-OFF - Udinese 0-0 AC Milan

We are under way in Udine.

HALF-TIME - Atletico Madrid 1-0 Getafe

Atletico Madrid lead at the break.

Can AC Milan get season going?

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We will also be bringing you updates from AC Milan's match at Udinese - where Mario Balotelli makes his first start of the season.. 

The Rossoneri were hoping of having a better season under new boss Sinisa Mihajlovic after a couple of years of mid-table nothingness, but their start hasn't been great - wins over Empoli and Palermo offset by defeats by Fiorentina and Inter Milan.

Udinese beat Juventus on the opening day but have lost their next three games to sit in the relegation zone.

Bayern Munich 0-1 Wolfsburg

I've just seen another replay - it was literally just inches wide. Remarkable by Neuer and Guilavogui - for very different reasons.

Bayern Munich 0-1 Wolfsburg

Oh my - Wolfsburg almost scored the goal of the season. What on earth is Manuel Neuer doing there? The Bayern goalkeeper is pretty much on the halfway line trying to sort things out and Josuha Guilavogui has a shot from at least 60 yards - for a minute it looks like it's going in but drops just wide of the empty net.

YELLOW CARD

Getafe defender Alexis is booked for a challenge on Fernando Torres, who is on 99 goals for Atletico.

Bayern Munich 0-1 Wolfsburg

Julian Draxler does a couple of step-overs and has a go from 20 yards but it's easily saved by Manuel Neuer. Is Wolfsburg's first ever win away to Bayern on the cards? Their record is one draw from 21 games.

Bayern Munich 0-1 Wolfsburg

A great save from Diego Benaglio to keep Wolfsburg level. Douglas Costa tries a fierce first-time shot from the edge of the penalty area but the Swiss keeper keeps it out.

GOAL - Bayern Munich 0-1 Wolfsburg

Wow. Julian Draxler pings a ball over the top to Daniel Caligiuri, who controls it and then smashes past Manuel Neuer at his near post.

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Bayern Munich 0-0 Wolfsburg

Douglas Costa plays a one-two with Thiago and has another shot which is saved by keeper Diego Benaglio. A Bayern Munich goal might well be coming.

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Bayern Munich 0-0 Wolfsburg

Bayern Munich have another go - Thomas Muller driving wide from 20 yards out. The Wolves haven't done much going forward, I've barely noticed Julian Draxler.

Line-ups - Balotelli starts

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Mario Balotelli makes his first start since rejoining AC Milan on loan from Liverpool. He partners Carlos Bacca up front.

Udinese legend Antonio Di Natale starts as you would expect.

Udinese: Karnezis; Wague, Domizzi, Piris, Edenilson, Badu, Iturra, Fernandes, Ali Adnan, Thereau, Di Natale

AC Milan: Diego Lopez; Calabria, Zapata, Romagnoli, De Sciglio, De Jong, Montolivo, Bonaventura, Honda; Bacca, Balotelli.

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Bayern Munich 0-0 Wolfsburg

Bayern Munich midfielder Arturo Vidal drives a shot over from outside the box. The hosts are on top (only slightly though).

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Bayern Munich 0-0 Wolfsburg

Douglas Costa has the first shot of the night at the Allianz Arena. The Bayern Munich playmaker, who has had a brilliant start since his summer signing, finds space 25 yards out and has a go but it's straight at keeper Diego Benaglio.

GOAL - Atletico Madrid 1-0 Getafe

It hasn't taken Atletico Madrid long to get going against Getafe. The visitiors fail to clear a corner and Antoine Griezmann controls a ball back into the box before swivelling and firing home.

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YELLOW CARD

Atletico Madrid have defender Guilherme Siqueira booked within a couple of minutes for wiping out Damian Suarez with a tackle.

KICK-OFF - Bayern Munich 0-0 Wolfsburg

And now it's started in the Allianz Arena.

KICK-OFF - Atletico Madrid 0-0 Getafe

We are under way in Madrid.

Ex-Bayern boss dies

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There is a minute's silence before kick-off for former Bayern Munich coach Dettmar Cramer, who died last Thursday.

Cramer, who was 90, won two European Cups in less than three years in charge of the Bavarian giants.

The Bayern players will also be wearing black armbands.

'It could hardly be more exciting'

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The champions against last season’s runners-up and cup holders, in the evening under floodlights. It could hardly be more exciting. Football festivals like these are the highlights of every Bundesliga season

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Trouble coming for the Wolves?

Volkswagen, the owners of Wolfsburg, have set aside €6.5bn (£4.7bn) to cover costs of a US car emissions tests scandal.

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'If you park the bus, you'll concede'

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I think we’re a long way off being Bayern’s equals. We shouldn’t start thinking we’ve closed the gap. That’s unrealistic, but we’ve shown we can keep up with Bayern on a good day. We need to keep getting at them. If all you do when you go to Munich is park the bus, you’ll inevitably concede a goal at some point.

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Bayern Munich v Wolfsburg will be our main focus - but we'll be bringing you updates from everywhere. 

Let us know your thoughts on anything going on in Europe tonight using #bbceurofooty on Twitter.

Elsewhere in La Liga...

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Two of the most under-pressure La Liga managers will get a chance today to either improve their situation - or make it worse.

David Moyes's Real Sociedad have two points from four games so far - they visit fellow strugglers Granada at 21:00 BST. Up next for Moyes is the Basque derby with Athletic Bilbao by the way.

And Valencia fans have been unhappy with boss Nuno despite their unbeaten start - his seventh placed side go to Espanyol, in eighth, at 19:00 BST. 

'I'm not the players' mother'

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It's Oktoberfest in Munich at the moment, but Bayern coach Pep Guardiola isn't too worried. Or so he says anyway.

My players are very professional. I trust them. It would be their problem. If your legs are tired, you don’t play well, and if they don’t play well, they’re not in the team for the next game. I’m not their father, I’m their coach – and obviously not their mother either. I’m not there to control them.

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LINE-UPS

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Atletico start with AntoineGriezmann and Fernando Torres up front, with Jackson Martinez missing out. Torres is one goal off his 100th for Atleti. Martinez is on an exceptionally strong bench.

Atletico Madrid: Oblak, Juanfran, Godin, Savic, Siqueira; Gabi, Saul, Oliver, Carrasco, Griezmann, Torres. Subs: Moya, Filipe Luis, Tiago,  Martinez, Correa, Vietto, Gimenez.

Getafe: Guaita, Suarez, Vergini, Ruano Delgado, Martin Vigaray, Medran, Rodriguez Villamuela, Sanchez Gil, Rodriguez Romero, Lafita, Scepovic. Subs: Megyeri, Torres Ruiz, Alvaro, Sarabia, Mensah, Maciel Sousa Campos, Buendía Stati.

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Bayern Munich striker Robert Lewandowski is on the bench. The Pole missed their last game with a bruised foot but had been expected to start.

Brazilian defender Dante, who started the season at Bayern, is in the Wolfsburg 11. Julian Draxler - Kevin de Bruyne's replacement - also starts.

Bayern Munich: Neuer, Thiago, Costa, Alonso, Boateng, Bernat, Gotze, Lahm, Vidal, Muller, Alaba. Subs: Ulreich, Martinez, Lewandowski, Rafinha, Rode, Coman, Kimmich.   

Wolfsburg:  Benaglio, Trasch, Naldo, Dante, Rodriguez, Guilavogui, Luiz Gustavo, Caligiuri, Draxler, Kruse, Dost. Subs: Grun, Schafer, Klose, Jung, Bendtner, Schurrle, Arnold.

Can Atletico keep pressure on?

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We will also be bringing you updates from Atletico Madrid v Getafe (as well as Udinese v AC Milan and Paris St-Germain v Guingamp but more on them later).

Diego Simeone's side have won three of their opening four games - only losing to champions Barcelona. Getafe have only picked up one win so far.

Bayern sick of the Wolves?

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Wolfsburg are starting to prove something of a bogey team for Bayern Munich.

They beat them 4-1 in their last league meeting in January, and beat them on penalties in the German Super Cup this summer.

But last season's runners-up and cup winners have never come away from Bayern Munich with a win. Is tonight the night that changes?