FULL-TIME - Bayern Munich 5-1 Wolfsburgpublished at 20:48
What?! Where's the injury time? In fact the referee appeared to blow at 89:58. Boooooo.
Bayern Munich win to extend their unbeaten start to the season, but that's not really the story.
Summary
Half-time sub Lewandowski scores five goals in nine mins
FT: PSG 3-0 Guingamp - Di Maria and Zlatan score
FT: Udinese 2-3 Milan - Balotelli scores free-kick
FT: Atletico Madrid 2-0 Getafe
FULL-TIME - Bayern Munich 5-1 Wolfsburgpublished at 20:48
Bayern Munich 5-1 Wolfsburgpublished at 20:47
Robert Lewandowski finds Thomas Muller, who fails to add a sixth. Don't pass Robert - you only have one minute plus injury time for a double hat-trick.
GOAL - Atletico Madrid 2-0 Getafepublished at 20:46
Antoine Griezmann (89 mins)
Antoine Griezmann has sealed the win for Atletico Madrid from close range, sweeping Jackson Martinez's cross into the top of the net.
Image source, APBayern Munich 5-1 Wolfsburgpublished at 20:45
I thought the challenge of this live text shift was going to be watching four games at the same time, not Robert Lewandowski scoring goals at a quicker rate than I could write about them.
Bayern Munich 5-1 Wolfsburgpublished at 20:44
This last half an hour has seemed a bit anticlimactic really. I thought the run was going to stop after his hat-trick but by goal five all bets were off.
Four minutes to go.
get involved Get Involvedpublished at 20:42 British Summer Time 22 September 2015
Bayern Munich 5-1 Wolfsburgpublished at 20:42
Just remember that this is probably the second best team in Germany that Bayern are playing here.
get involved Get Involvedpublished at 20:40 British Summer Time 22 September 2015
TEN TO GO - Bayern Munich 5-1 Wolfsburgpublished at 20:37
Thomas Muller clips a ball over the top for that man but this time Robert Lewandowski's shot is blocked by Dante - his former Bayern team-mate.
Ten minutes to go for history.
SUBSTITUTIONpublished at 20:37
Both sides make changes - Joshua Kimmich replaces Xabi Alonso in midfield for Bayern Munich. And Andre Schurrle and Nicklas Bendtner come on up front for the Wolves. Bas Dost and Max Kruse come off.
Bayern Munich 5-1 Wolfsburgpublished at 20:35 British Summer Time 22 September 2015
Douglas Costa goes down the left. Just find Robert, Douglas - that's all you need to do. But he doesn't. He wins a corner instead.
get involved Get Involvedpublished at 20:34 British Summer Time 22 September 2015
Bar Wolfsburg fans is there anybody not desperate for Robert Lewandowski to at least level that now?
Postpublished at 20:33
Cristian Zapata has just headed AC Milan into a 3-0 lead at Udinese.
get involved Get Involvedpublished at 20:32 British Summer Time 22 September 2015
Image source, Getty ImagesBayern Munich 5-1 Wolfsburgpublished at 20:31
At half-time I honestly thought the story here was going to be Wolfsburg picking up their first ever win at Bayern Munich...
get involved Get Involvedpublished at 20:30 British Summer Time 22 September 2015
Postpublished at 20:29 British Summer Time 22 September 2015
Postpublished at 20:29
Oh that's right, I was meant to be giving you updates from three other games, wasn't I? Well Javier Pastore has given PSG the lead against Guingamp. Atletico Madrid are still 1-0 up on Getafe, with AC Milan leading Udinese 2-0.
Bayern Munich 5-1 Wolfsburgpublished at 20:27
A Bayern Munich cross comes in from the left and Robert Lewandowski - seeking GOAL NUMBER SIX - attempts to sweep home but it's kept out by keeper Diego Benaglio.
Bayern Munich 5-1 Wolfsburgpublished at 20@26
Bayern Munich have their first non-Robert Lewandowski shots of the second half that I can rememeber. Philipp Lahm is denied by Diego Benaglio at the near post and the Swiss also denies Thomas Muller's follow-up.