Summary
Half-time sub Lewandowski scores five goals in nine mins
FT: PSG 3-0 Guingamp - Di Maria and Zlatan score
FT: Udinese 2-3 Milan - Balotelli scores free-kick
FT: Atletico Madrid 2-0 Getafe
get involved Get Involvedpublished at 20:25 British Summer Time 22 September 2015
Bayern Munich 5-1 Wolfsburgpublished at 20:22
That's up there with Germany 7-1 Brazil as the most remarkable things I've ever seen in football.
Lewandowski didn't start after recovering from an injury and comes on at half-time to score five within 15 minutes - nine goals apart.
He's barely done anything bar score. Oh wait he's got a chance again but instead he passes to Thomas Muller who fails to score.
Just shoot Robert - we all want to see how far this can go.
get involved Get Involvedpublished at 20:20 British Summer Time 22 September 2015
GOAL - Bayern Munich 5-1 Wolfsburgpublished at 20:18
Robert Lewandowski (60 mins)
What on earth is happening? I was trying to tell you what's happened elsewhere but instead my FIFTH ENTRY IN A ROW is a Robert Lewandowski goal. And this is his best yet. Mario Gotze crosses in from the right and the Pole with a flying acrobatic volley smashes it past Diego Benaglio.
Image source, ReutersGOAL - Bayern Munich 4-1 Wolfsburgpublished at 20:14
Robert Lewandowski (57 mins)
One of the most remarkable striking displays I've seen in my life. Douglas Costa crosses in from the left and there's Robert Lewandowski AGAIN! The Pole just volleys the ball home with ease from 12 yards out.
Image source, Getty ImagesGOAL - Bayern Munich 3-1 Wolfsburgpublished at 20:12
Robert Lewandowski (55 mins)
This is a striking masterclass. I'm not sure I've ever seen anything like this. Robert Lewandowski, on at half-time, has scored three goals across three minutes and 22 seconds.
The Pole is found by Mario Gotze. His first shot hits the post, his second is saved by Diego Benaglio but he gets a third effort and guides it home.
And with that the game is surely over.
Image source, AFP/GETTYGOAL - Bayern Munich 2-1 Wolfsburgpublished at 20:10
Robert Lewandowski (52 mins)
Unbelievable. Before I could even tell you about that goal, Robert Lewandowski has absolutely smashed in a second from 25 yards. What a strike. What a substitution. What a game.
Image source, Getty ImagesGOAL - Bayern Munich 1-1 Wolfsburgpublished at 20:09
Robert Lewandowski (51 mins)
Robert Lewandowski has been on the pitch six minutes and he's levelled it up from close range.
Image source, APAtletico Madrid 1-0 Getafepublished at 20:06
Getafe defender Carlos Vigaray is injured after a clash of heads with Antoine Griezmann. Well a clash of the Atletico player's shoulder with his head. A stretcher is brought out for him.
KICK-OFF - Atletico Madrid 1-0 Getafepublished at 20:04
Also second half o'clock in Madrid.
KICK-OFF - Bayern Munich 0-1 Wolfsburgpublished at 20:03
And the second half is under way now.
SUBSTITUTIONpublished at 29:03
Bayern Munich 0-1 Wolfsburg
Bayern Munich boss Pep Guardiola isn't happy and makes a double change at half-time. Striker Robert Lewandowski and holding midfielder Javi Martinez replace Thiago and Juan Bernat.
KICK-OFF - Paris St-Germain 0-0 Guingamppublished at 20:02
Under way at the Parc des Princes.
YELLOW CARDpublished at 20:00
Udinese 0-2 AC Milan
And that's probably the Mario Balotelli Liverpool fans recognise more. The striker is booked for a late challenge.
Can PSG return to winning ways?published at 19:59
Paris St-Germain v Guingamp (20:00 BST)
Image source, Getty ImagesBack-to-back-to-back French champions Paris St-Germain take on Guingamp tonight.
They won their first four Ligue 1 games this season but have now drawn two in a row, against Bordeaux and Reims.
"We were disappointed after the match with Reims," boss Laurent Blanc said. "But we've had matches like that before, and we'll have them again. You can't be in tip-top form all season long."
Guingamp lost their first three games, but have won their second block of three to sit eighth.
GOAL - Udinese 0-2 AC Milanpublished at 19:56
Giacomo Bonaventura (10 mins)
Game over already? Giacomo Bonaventura controls a ball forward on his chest and just guides the ball home from close range.
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Udinese 0-1 AC Milanpublished at 19:53
My Twitter search window for Balotelli has just gone utterly berserk.
GOAL - Udinese 0-1 AC Milanpublished at 19:51
Mario Balotelli (5 mins)
He's only just gone and done it, hasn't he?Mario Balotelli- on his first start following his loan return to AC Milan from Liverpool - finds the top corner with a brilliant free-kick from 20 yards.
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