Four minutes left of this procession to a Manchester United victory,

Manchester United captain Wayne Rooney hands the armband to Daley Blind before coming off to be replaced by Memphis Depay. All six subs have been used now.

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Ander Herrera, booked a moment ago, tries a crossfield pass to Henrikh Mkhitaryan, who takes it under control well but he was offside.

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Jose Mourinho has just had a bizarre exchange with Marouane Fellaini.

The Belgian must have taken a knock because Mourinho yelled to ask if he wanted to stay on or come off.

Fellaini's reply was effectively 'up to you', so Mourinho asked again. This time Fellaini said he would stay on.

Mourinho gave the thumbs up. So Anthony Martial came off for Morgan Schneiderlin instead.

Question is, who is taller? Martial or Schneiderlin?

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Off comes Anthony Martial and on comes Morgan Schneiderlin. Textbook seeing the game out by Jose Mourinho.

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'See ya round Harry Arter' says Zlatan Ibrahimovic (probably) as he flicks the ball over the Cherries midfielder and chases onto it, running into the box, before squaring to nobody in particular.

That's actual his first touch in the penalty area, with five minutes left.

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Lewis Cook's Bournemouth debut is over, here comes winger Max Gradel, who had big injury problems last season.

There's really nothing to tell you here, this game is petering out. You can get on with your Sunday dinner now.

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Age: 27 Cost: £26m (reported) Position: Attacking midfielder

Career so far: Started in his homeland of Armenia with Pyunik, before spells with Metalurh and Shakhtar Donetsk. Joined Dortmund three years ago, scoring 23 goals in 88 Bundesliga appearances. Had a hand in 49 goals (23 goals, 26 assists) in 52 games for Dortmund last season.

What type of player is he? Plays most of his football as an attacking midfielder, but can also play in a deeper midfield role, on the wing or just off a striker. An expert passer and finisher, as his stats for last season show.

Will he cut it in the Premier League? Has all the characteristics needed to be one of the stars of the Premier League. However, a word of caution - the last Dortmund playmaker that United signed was Shinji Kagawa, who only lasted two years at Old Trafford.

What has been said about him? "He is one of the most talented players in the world. He possesses an incredible combination of speed and technique. There's very, very few you can say that about," Jurgen Klopp in 2015.

Juan Mata comes off for the second time in a week for Manchester United but under very different circumstances. He's scored today and they've probably won the game.

Henrikh Mkhitaryan replaces him for his Premier League debut.

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Sadio Mane starts for Liverpool, Rob Holding is in defence for Arsenal. Team news and build-up to Arsenal v Liverpool (16:00 BST) here.

Cardiff are playing QPR right now in the Championship. Live text on that game here.

In League One, Bristol Rovers and Oxford have just kicked off.

Juan Mata somehow wins a free-kick for a full-on dive when Joshua King was several inches away from even touching him.

As big a dive as you'll see. 

The free-kick comes to nothing.

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OK. So Jose is officially happy.

Two fists clenched and a cheer of joy to celebrate what has turned into a comprehensive success.

Zlatan now scored on his league debut for Juventus, Inter Milan, Barcelona, Paris St-Germain and Manchester United. Not bad.

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Off comes Callum Wilson for Bournemouth and on comes Lewis Grabban.

Can he Grab(ban) them a lifeline?

It's a double change actually, £15m debutant Jordon Ibe - who has had a quiet game - is replaced by Benik Afobe.

This game could end 4-0 or 5-0 the way it's going now. Bournemouth have been pretty poor, although United have impressed on Jose Mourinho's first Premier League game in charge.