Should be 1-0 Bournemouth. Joshua Kings gets the better of Maya Yoshida, picks out Benik Afobe, who only has Fraser Forster to beat. He dawdles, is closed down, and puts it wide. Best chance of the match, wasted.

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Fan on the pitch! I'm not condoning such behaviour, but it's the most exciting thing to happen in the second half. Pictures cut away, so I have no idea if he was clothed or not. If you're naked, you're a streaker. If you've still got your slacks on, you're merely a pitch invader.

Oh yes, the game. Nothing is happening. The ball barely getting out of the middle third.

Definitely doesn't count. That's like saying Birmingham City could be rivals with a team from Birmingham in Alabama.

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I can assure you that we would still be having this conversation even if it was 4-4 at half-time.

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Does that count? I'm not convinced.

Matthew Noble: Carlisle would class Workington as their derby even though they are about 40 mins apart and Workington are non-league. 

Has someone hoovered up the atmosphere during half-time? Very flat inside St Mary's. The dreariness is being reflected on the pitch. 

Dave Merrington
Former Southampton manager on BBC Radio Solent

Both sides will have gone in at half time thinking they could win the game.

There has been nothing between them.

If this match remains goalless, at least we'll all learn something about local rivalries.

Really, really weird. Andrew Surman looked to have been hurt in the first half, came back out for the second, then goes off after about 30 seconds with no further damage. Was Harry Arter not ready?

Back under way. Action, please.

Jack Wilshere has been warming up during the break. Bournemouth are first out of the dressing rooms for the second half. Southampton have been on the training ground dabbling in some shooting practice.

So, is there a club that doesn't have a rival? I'm still thinking Carlisle.

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