Are you not entertained?published at 11:55 British Summer Time 2 April 2017
Swansea v Middlesbrough (13:30 BST)
A dull start to the day you say?
We're not having a word of it.
You may not have guessed it but fans at Swansea City games have seen more goals than any others this season.
The Swans have seen 99 goals scored in their games in total, so surely we can bring up the century this afternoon.
Though Middlesbrough, admittedly, have made goals an endangered species this season.
Just 53 goals have been scored in their 28 games so far. They don't concede many - but they can't score.
Both teams need a win at the bottom of the table. Time to throw caution to the wind?