No, no, no, no, no, no, nopublished at 00:48 British Summer Time 1 September 2017
Swansea City
No. No. No.
Just no.
Chelsea sign Drinkwater for £35m
Everton's Barkley rejects move to Chelsea
Spurs bring in Swansea's Llorente and £23m Aurier
Brighton fail in late bid to sign Spurs striker Janssen
Chelsea sign Torino defender Zappacosta
Sanchez move to Man City off despite £60m bid
PSG sign Mbappe on loan with option to buy
Swansea loan Renato Sanches & Bony returns
Sakho joins Palace for £26m from Liverpool
Liverpool sign Oxlade-Chamberlain from Arsenal for £35m
Tom Rostance
Swansea City
No. No. No.
Just no.
North of the border
BBC Sport Scotland
Just some late Scottish deals you may have missed:Aberdeen have signed Dominic Ball on a season-long loan from Rotherham. That came through right on midnight.Hearts have signed winger Manuel Milinkovic on a season-long loan from Genoa.
An update from the people at Leicester - they are still waiting for news of the Danny Drinkwater/Adrien Silva deal.
Deals, deals, deals. But what are the rules that govern them? The Premier League have given us some guidance on loan deals. Here we go...
These are officially called temporary transfers. Under Premier League rules, there are restrictions on how many players Premier League clubs can loan from other Premier League/English clubs. They are:
You and me both Mark! Let's give them a nudge.
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Mark Burgess: Still with you! Waiting for news on Drinkwater
Who's still with me? Anyone?
We were on air on Facebook earlier with Football Gossip Live, analysing what happened to the Alexis Sanchez deal and who was the best piece of business during the window.
You can watch it again below.
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I somehow missed this one earlier - check out Wilfried Bony's singing here after he moved back to Swansea...
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Barnet have pulled off a bit of a lower-league coup with the signing of Dave Tarpey from Maidenhead.
He turned down a move to Coventry earlier in the summer as he could make more money staying part-time.
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Mike Taylor
BBC WM
The very late announcement of the defensive midfielder Alfred N'Diaye's arrival at Molineux at least prevented Wolves from drawing a blank on deadline day. The 27-year-old Senegalese international has Premier League experience, having spent the second half of last season on loan at Hull and had a previous spell at Sunderland, and will be with Wolves on loan from Villarreal for the season.
A solid signing - but Wolves did not land the striker they so obviously need. Their plans were apparently scuppered by a change of heart from PSV Eindhoven, who were reportedly happy to accept an eight-figure offer for the forward Jurgen Locadia until early evening.
Leo Bonatini is therefore the only specialist senior striker available following the sale of Nouha Dicko on Wednesday, although a number of others in the squad can play in that role too. Taking the window as a whole, Wolves were certainly busy bringing in players, but arguably they failed - for whatever reason - to fill the most important gap. Bonatini has made an encouraging start to his career in England, but he may find he is carrying a heavy burden for a while.
Crystal Palace
Mamadou Sakho was having a medical with Crystal Palace at about 15:00 BST. What is going on?!
The Liverpool defender may still be on the move...
Zappacosta in at Chelsea
Chelsea
Chelsea signed defender Davide Zappacosta from Torino on a four-year deal for an undisclosed fee just before the end of the window.
The 25-year-old has been capped four times by Italy, with Blues boss Antonio Conte handing him his first call-up to the national squad in May 2016.
The full-back joined Torino from Atalanta in 2015 and made 29 Serie A appearances last season.
"I hope I can show my quality to the coach, my team-mates and the supporters," said Zappacosta.
Birmingham, you've signed everyone. Stop it.
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Everton
Everton's claim that Ross Barkley turned down a move to Chelsea after having a medical and agreeing a contract have been disputed by a source close to the England midfielder.
Majority shareholder Farhad Moshiri said Everton had accepted a bid and Barkley had agreed personal terms before changing his mind after passing a medical.
But the source said the 23-year-old did not travel to Chelsea.
And they said he had not had a medical.
"It was simply that he would rather make a decision about his next move when he is fully fit, rather than arrive at a new club injured," the source said.
Ravel goes Mexican
Oustanding globetrotting work. Former West Ham midfielder Ravel Morrison has joined Mexican side Atlas.
Brighton & Hove Albion
A bit of news to bring you from our colleagues at BBC Sussex.
Their commentator Johnny Cantor tells us that Brighton have applied for a 1am extension as they attempt to secure the signing of Vincent Janssen from Tottenham.
That's when the deals come tumbling down?
Still waiting for a few more - and we may have news at Brighton coming up...
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Wolves get N'Diaye
Remember Alfred N'Diaye. the midfielder who Sunderland had a year or so ago?He has joined Wolves on loan.