Postpublished at 21:57 Greenwich Mean Time 31 January 2019
Yes, Matt.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
It's so quiet that Simon Stone has just offered to make some teas in the BBC Sport office. A first.
Summary
Transfer window closes in England at 23:00 GMT, midnight in Scotland
Batshuayi joins Palace on loan from Chelsea
Fulham make late move to sign winger Markovic from Liverpool
Crouch joins Burnley from Stoke, Vokes heads other way
Newcastle sign Almiron for club record £20m & left-back Barreca on loan from Monaco
Leicester loan Monaco midfielder Tielemans, send Silva on loan the other way
Arsenal confirm Suarez signing and loan Smith Rowe to RB Leipzig
Montero & Carroll leave Swansea, but deals for Fer and James collapse
Postpublished at 21:57 Greenwich Mean Time 31 January 2019
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Matt Townsend: Is this the most boring transfer deadline day in history?
Don't speak to soon Matt, late drama could still be coming
'Tielemans could be an intelligent move for Leicester'published at 21:54 Greenwich Mean Time 31 January 2019
Pat Nevin
Former Scotland winger on BBC Radio 5 live
Image source, Getty ImagesYouri Tielemans is a very interesting one and Monaco has been strange club for a few years - brilliant then awful
He had injuries during his time there but it could turn out to be an intelligent deal [for Leicester].
He was actually voted one of the worst players in the league last season though, but he is only 21.
EFL latestpublished at 21:51 Greenwich Mean Time 31 January 2019
More signings from the English Football League to bring you as we tick down the final stages before tonight's deadline.
- Frederic Guilbert [Caen - Aston Villa] Undisclosed
- Michael Doyle [Coventry- Notts County] Undisclosed
- David Meyler [Reading - Coventry] Loan
- Tom Pearce [Leeds - Scunthorpe] Loan
- Sam Dalby [Leeds - Morecambe] Loan
'It has come too late'published at 21:48 Greenwich Mean Time 31 January 2019
Phil McNulty
BBC Sport chief football writer
Image source, Getty ImagesPSG have come in with a very late with a renewed bid of just over £26m for Idrissa Gueye, but Everton have rejected the offer. I think that was for two reasons:
A) Everton don't want to lose the player
B) It has come so late that they won't be able to get a replacement for him.
It will be disappointing for the player because he wanted to go but I would be amazed if anything would happen now.
It would have been a great move for him. He is 29-years-old and it would have been the chance to enjoy the latter stages of his career, but that chance to him has been denied, so what will he be like at the club over the coming weeks?
Postpublished at 21:44 Greenwich Mean Time 31 January 2019
As ever with these things - what could go wrong leaving a mult-million pound investment until the very last minute? That's how all the best business deals are generally carried out.
Batshuayi to Palace?published at 21:44 Greenwich Mean Time 31 January 2019
David Ornstein
BBC SportIn the last half an hour, Crystal Palace have been given the chance to sign Michy Batshuayi on loan from Chelsea until the end of the season.
He’s a player Palace have considered all window. Talks are ongoing, there's no guarantee it will happen - clubs need to agree and there's lots of paperwork to be done.
'Tielemens suffered in France'published at 21:42 Greenwich Mean Time 31 January 2019
Julien Laurens
French football expert on BBC Radio 5 liveYouri Tielemens suffered in France under the pressure of arriving at Monaco as the Belgian wonder kid. He struggled for consistency but he has lots of talent and he could perform at Leicester in his preferred position as an attacking midfielder.
get involved Get Involvedpublished at 21:37 Greenwich Mean Time 31 January 2019
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Spurs fan: Pochettino looks at the character as well as the player. If he doesn't want someone, then he's done enough to earn our trust by now.
Why does everyone keep blaming Pochettino for not signing anyone? Can't you see that his hands are tied by the strings of the puppet master levy
Giles, Camden
As a Spurs fan I'm delighted by the lack of signings. Wasting money on impulse buys in the January 'sales' is never the way forward. I'm married, I should know!
Phil, Essex
Batshuayi going where?published at 21:34 Greenwich Mean Time 31 January 2019
Simon Stone
BBC SportMedia caption, Batshuayi has a celebration fail
There have been a lot of rumours circulating about Chelsea's Belgium forward Michy Batshuayi today but no real idea where he is going.
West Ham and Real Betis had loans agreed with Chelsea but they haven't happened, partly due to the player's wage demands.
Tottenham were thrown into the mix but it is understood they were never seriously interested.
Yet Batshuayi has signed his papers releasing him from his loan at Valencia so, as it stands, he is a Chelsea player again.
But for how long?
Postpublished at 21:33 Greenwich Mean Time 31 January 2019
How's it going down at Swansea?
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End of twitter postThe Swans have moved on Wilfried Bony today - while Leroy Fer, Daniel James and Jefferson Montero are all still being linked with moves...
Ah - that was a funny tweet from right-back Connor Roberts - but he's now deleted it.
Booooooo
'Is Kroenke going to put money into the club?'published at 21:27 Greenwich Mean Time 31 January 2019
Stephen Warnock
Ex-Liverpool defender on Radio 5 liveWhen I look at Arsenal from the outside, they have no money and they are being reduced to loan deals. Next year they could possibly run at a loss so is Stan Kroenke going to put money into the club?
Postpublished at 21:25 Greenwich Mean Time 31 January 2019
Newcastle's £20m signing of Miguel Amiron remains the biggest deal of the day.
Mind you, there's only been nine Premier League signings all day - and most of those have been kids who have already been loaned back out again.
Image source, Getty Images'Massive jump to the Premier Leaguepublished at 21:23 Greenwich Mean Time 31 January 2019
Pat Nevin
Former Scotland winger on BBC Radio 5 liveMiguel Almiron is a creative player who also scores goals but we know it is a massive jump from the MLS to the Premier League.
You generally trust Rafa Benitez's decision-making and he normally gets it right. He has probably spoken about him with DeAndre Yedlin, who knows the American game, and he has made the signing.
EFL latestpublished at 21:20 Greenwich Mean Time 31 January 2019
Some actual news from now - and a bumper set of arrivals in the EFL including a triple signing at League One leaders Luton Town...
- Harry McKirdy [Aston Villa - Newport County] Loan
- Josh Knight [Leicester - Peterborough] Loan
- Antony Evans [Everton - Blackpool] Loan
- Michael Folivi [Watford - AFC Wimbledon] Loan
- Billy Clarke [Charlton - Bradford] Free
- Callum Connolly [Everton - Bolton] Loan
- Alex Baptiste [QPR - Luton] Loan
- Jason Cummings [Nottingham Forest - Luton] Luton
- Aaron Connolly [Brighton - Luton] Loan
Meanwhile, BBC Radio Manchester understand Bolton Wanderers have joined the race to sign Sheffield United striker Ched Evans.
Breaking news!published at 21:18 Greenwich Mean Time 31 January 2019
Breaking
Image source, Getty ImagesFrom 2009.
Things are so quiet I'm reporting some deals from this very day 10 years ago.
Spurs have re-signed Robbie Keane from Liverpool while Arsenal are hoping to get Andrei Arshavin in the building.
In other news Sunderland striker Michael Chopra has gone back to his spiritual home, Cardiff City, on loan until the end of the season. And utility man Richard Naylor has gone from Ipswich to Leeds on a free and Lee Novak moves from Gateshead to Huddersfield for an undisclosed fee
get involved Get Involvedpublished at 21:12 Greenwich Mean Time 31 January 2019
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Andrew Libra: As a Spurs supporter I am as underwhelmed by the January transfer deadline day as I was with last summer's transfer dealings
I'm a Spurs fan and I'm really disappointed with Pochettino not signing anyone
Anon
Postpublished at 21:11 Greenwich Mean Time 31 January 2019
If you've just joined us the main news of the day is that Peter Crouch is back in the Premier League. Good news for everyone - right?
Done dealpublished at 21:10 Greenwich Mean Time 31 January 2019
Winger Charlie Wakefield, 20, moves from Chelsea to Coventry on a permanent deal. He goes straight into squad for Saturday’s visit of Gillingham.
'Delighted for Martial'published at 21:07 Greenwich Mean Time 31 January 2019
Pat Nevin
Former Scotland winger on BBC Radio 5 live
Image source, Getty ImagesI'm delighted with the news of Anthony Martial signing a contract extension at Manchester United. Before he came, lots of people were talking about this talent and saying how good he is.
Then he gets stuck out on the wing. I would prefer to see him more centrally but he has scored more goals at Manchester United than any other player since he moved to Old Trafford - and he is supposedly a failure.