Postpublished at 18:24 British Summer Time 31 August 2022
So we'll have six line-ups for you in six minutes, two in 21 minutes and two in 36 minutes. Nice and simple...
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FT: Liverpool 2-1 Newcastle - Isak scores on Toon debut and has second disallowed, before Firmino levels and Carvalho with late goal
FT: West Ham 1-1 Tottenham Hotspur - Kehrer own goal but Soucek levels
FT: Arsenal 2-1 Aston Villa - Jesus fires home opener, Luiz levels from corner but Martinelli restores lead
FT: Bournemouth 0-0 Wolves
FT: Man City 6-0 Nottingham Forest - Haaland scores 37-minute hat-trick & Cancelo & Alvarez double
Gary Rose and Emlyn Begley
So we'll have six line-ups for you in six minutes, two in 21 minutes and two in 36 minutes. Nice and simple...
BBC Radio 5 Live
Are you ready for a big treat? As well as reading our words, you can listen to live radio commentary of all five games in this page tonight.
Liverpool v Newcastle is on BBC Radio 5 Live and West Ham v Spurs is on Sports Extra, with the other three games online only.
And you can listen to some local radio commentaries too - go to the top of this page to see the choices.
There are five games tonight, kicking off at three different times. Gaze your eyeballs on these (all times BST)...
It's the big one tomorrow - the ol' TDD. Transfer deadline day. The biggest day of the year. The day when dreams come true and nightmares become a reality.
Sadly tonight we just have to get some pesky football out of the way first.
Just kidding. (Although we suspect some modern fans may actually feel that way.)