Postpublished at 16:37 Greenwich Mean Time 19 March 2016
Ireland v Scotland (17:00 GMT)
Cheers Mike. He'll have a quick breather, swig a luminous-coloured, electrolyte-packed sports drink, and return to the field for the final third of our Six Nations finale a little later. In the meantime, I'll be doing the hard yards in the middle stretch.
In the green corner, Ireland. In the navy corner, Scotland. Let's get ready to ruuuuumble!
What do you mean this is a dead rubber? Nonsense.