Twas the night before Christmas...published at 17:04 Greenwich Mean Time 24 December 2016
...when all through the Premiership, not a single player, coach or fan was stirring after a thrilling afternoon of rugby.
The good boys at Saracens, Wasps and Exeter hung their stockings knowing they could sleep soundly after a pleasing day's work...
As for the bad lads? They might just find a lump of coal at the bottom of theirs.
Thanks for joining us and for that good deed, we hope you'll be rewarded with some cheer tomorrow as well.
Merry Christmas from us all, and join us again on Boxing Day when we'll no doubt unwrap some more tasty rugby treats.