Go on Bolton, we dare you...published at 12:40 Greenwich Mean Time 3 December 2014
Now, hypothetically speaking. And we do stress that point.
If Emile Heskey and Eidur Gudjohnsen are training with Bolton Wanderers and they impress, the Championship club could have a strike force blessed with pedigree, if somewhat lacking in a yard of pace.
Heskey has 118 goals in English league football, 62 international caps, two league cups, an FA Cup and a Uefa Cup to his name.
Gudjohnsen has 97 league goals in his career, 78 international caps and a plethora of league honours, not to mention a Champions League medal.
Yes they'd have a combined age of 72, but if they walked on to the pitch with a sack of medals, think of the fear struck into the opposition. Fortress Macron Stadium.