Gareth Mills:, external Turning down #mufc v arsenal tickets when we thrashed them 8-2 due to no one wanting to swap shifts in work

Abdullah Mulla:, external Celebrating what I assumed was the title only to find out Aguero scored THAT goal vs QPR.

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Now there are many ways to celebrate a goal. A simple arm in the air, a swan dive, a slide on the knees, maybe the old top-off-and-wave-it-over-your-head move (though be warned it will earn you a booking).

But how about this for a celebration by Marseille's Dja Djedje, who grabbed the camera of a photographer last night after his teammate Lemina scored.

You can check out the photographs he took here, external.

Frietman: , externalGermany 1, England 0, then drive to a party, stuck in traffic, no working radio, only to discover the final score was 1-5!

Matt Williamson: , externalPre-booking Challenge Cup final tickets as a Cas Tigers fan and ending up in the Leeds Rhinos end!

Fifa presidential candidate Jerome Champagne does not yet have the letters of support he needs from five football associations with the deadline for his nomination to be accepted only 10 days away, the Frenchman said on Monday.

"I do not yet have all the five letters," he wrote in a statement headed "The Moment of Truth".

"The feeling exists that the final result of the election is set, and that it would be risky to sign them."

Fifa vice-president Prince Ali Bin Al Hussein and unlikely candidate, former footballer David Ginola, also plan to stand against current president Sepp Blatter.

The match between Ireland and Scotland in Dubai has been abandoned because of rain. According to the Climate of Dubai Wikipedia page, it rains, on average, five days a year in the Gulf state.

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As if things weren't tough enough for Hull City at the moment, it's got a little worse today with the news that defender James Chester will be out for eight to 10 weeks, external with a dislocated shoulder.

Chester suffered the injury during Sunday's defeat at West Ham when he fell awkwardly in the first half.

Hull are third-bottom of the Premier League.

Christian Crowson: , externalTaking my GCSE's instead of going to Munich Champo league final 2012 for Chelsea

SG8_Galaxy: , externalThe day Liverpool sign Mario Balotelli

Liverpool are favourites to sign Ipswich teenage midfielder Teddy Bishop who has broken into the Championship team this season, making 18 appearances.

The Daily Mirror, external reports that any deal is likely to go through in the summer after Ipswich told Liverpool and a host of other Premier League admirers that 18-year-old Bishop isn't going anywhere during the January window.

Former England batsman Kevin Pietersen: , externalMelbourne - I need biltong! PLEEEAAASSSE????

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No football on the back of The Times at all, with the paper focusing on the bad news which England rugby union coach Stuart Lancaster has received - second row Courtney Lawes needs surgery on his ankle and will miss "the first few weeks" of the Six Nations.

Hats off to Shaun Murphy this morning, after he became only the 10th man to seal snookers Triple Crown (that's the World Championship, the UK Championship and the Masters, in case you're wondering).

The 32-year-old thrashed Australian Neil Robertson 10-2 - then revealed he almost hung up his cue a year ago.

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"This time 12 months ago, I talked about giving up snooker completely," Murphy said.

Thank goodness he didn't - his winning margin in the final was the biggest since Steve Davis's 9-0 whitewash of Mike Hallett in 1988.

Mark Hales:, external Playing football for 30 years so now I can't run and have had endless operations

Megan Strickland:, external Not going to the Champions League final in Moscow 2008 to see Man United win when I even had a ticket...

Liam David: , externalBeing sociable during freshers by going to the cinema and subsequently missing the last few hours of the 2012 Ryder Cup

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Arsenal midfielder Aaron Ramsey:, external Loved being back on the pitch yesterday... felt like ages since I last played. Great to come away with all 3 points! Enjoy your day!

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Talking of #mysportingregret,, external did anybody leave Sunday's NFL's NFC Championship game between Seattle Seahawks and Green Bay Packers early?

With the Seahawks trailing 19-7 with five minutes left, some fans opted to leave - you can't blame them.

Two touchdowns then put them in the lead before a late Packers field goal took the game into overtime.

A 35-yard touchdown sealed a 28-22 victory for the Seahawks.

Fahad Khan: , externalCelebrating the day Chelsea bought Torres

Pete Garrett:, external Being uncoordinated and rubbish at pretty much every sport going - at least I can swim & gym though :-)

Eoghan O'Sullivan:, external Being in an airplane and missing Green Bay vs Seattle last night

Federer may be through in Australia but eight seeded players are out of the women's half of the draw.

As well as Ana Ivanovic - a defeat we told you about earlier - two-time Grand Slam champion Svetlana Kuznetsova, former Wimbledon finalist Sabine Lisicki, ninth seed Angelique Kerber, 16th seed Lucie Safarova, Swiss teenage sensation Belinda Bencic, Spain's Carla Suarez-Navarro and Russia's Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova have all been beaten in the opening round.

Not much of a surprise this but Roger Federer has just completed a routine first round victory at the Australian Open.

The Swiss master beat Yen-Hsun Lu 6-4 6-2 7-5 and will next face the winner of Juan Monaco v Simone Bolelli.

Federer has never lost in the opening round Down Under and is attempting to become only the second man in Australian Open history to win five titles, after Roy Emerson.

On another note, what is it with the players' shirts this year? Federer and Andy Murray are sporting a lurid green, while Rafael Nadal has gone for electric pink. Someone have a word.

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Northampton Town winger Ricky Holmes says he would like to extend his stay at the League Two club if parent club Portsmouth do not plan on playing him.

Holmes told BBC Radio Northampton: "It was a long month being on the bench at Portsmouth. It's never really happened to me in my career. If I'm not going to play, I'm happy to stay here because it's been brilliant."

The 27-year-old loanee scored the winner in the Cobblers' 1-0 victory over Dagenham & Redbridge on Saturday.

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Mercedes AMG F1:, external Happy Birthday to our old mate Jenson! Some drivers are like a fine wine ;) #BetterWithAge

Juliette Ferrington
BBC Sport

West Brom have had a bid turned down for Wigan winger Callum McManaman. The bid, believed to be in the region of £4m was made over the weekend.

McManaman's present contract is not due to expire until 2017.