Steve Sol: Finally got Dad to watch me open bat for school team. Run out 1st ball of match for 0. Watched him drive off without a word.  

Harsh, Steve...

Phil Goodlad
BBC Scotland

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Tad busy here at Murrayfield...   

We'll bring you the best of what Scotland coach Vern Cotter had to say shortly.

The Daily Mail reports, external that Tomas Rosicky's thigh injury could be worse than first thought following scans.

The 35-year-old Arsenal midfielder, whose contract expires this summer, suffered an upper leg injury in his first appearance in seven months against Burnley on Saturday.

It was originally thought that he would miss around a month with the setback but Arsenal are concerned that the Czech could miss a longer period and his Gunners career may be at an end.

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BBC World Service Sport

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Alex Teixeira didn't get the move to Liverpool that he wanted, but it seems the Brazilian won't be staying at Shakhtar Donetsk anyway.

The mega money on offer in the Chinese Super League looks to have swayed him and, more importantly his club, who were looking for £39 million for the forward.

It's a huge amount of money for someone who is yet to even make his international debut, but it seems someone is willing to pay it. A deal seems likely to be done in the next couple of days.

Tim: 1st XI bowled out for 11. In a league game. Should point out I was given out wrongly.

Gary Prewitt: Drove from Southampton to Crystal Palace for athletics grand prix meeting.... a week early.

John-Paul Breyer: When the opposition kept taking advantage of my height to keep lobbing me when I was in goal. Is being 5ft 6in really that bad?

Lauren Jenkins
BBC Sport Wales

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Three years ago, Swansea City striker Michu was lining up alongside Xavi, Cesc Fabregas and David Silva for the world and European champions. Now he's playing in Spain's fourth tier in front of 500 fans. 

BBC Sport Wales went to meet him... 

Tony Munky: First cricket game aged 10, I wore a box (and boxer shorts) to field, opened the bowling and it fell out in my delivery stride.

Rob Joule: Pulling my tracksuit bottoms down only to realise I forgot to put any shorts on. It happened a lot. Always proceed cautiously.

Happened a lot?! 

The former Governor of the Bank of England, not the darts player...

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England batsman Ian Bell will captain the MCC side in their four-day game against Yorkshire in Abu Dhabi, starting on 20 March.

The 33-year-old was recently appointed Warwickshire skipper for 2016.

"This match is perfect for me to get some time in the middle ahead of the new season," he said.

Former Newcastle defender Mike Williamson believes owner Mike Ashley's £80m spending spree in the January transfer window could change public opinion about him.

"He came out and stated he wanted to win something and wouldn't leave until they did, he has got ambition," the Wolves man told the Shields Gazette., external

"The fans will judge it on the consistency and how they progress from here."

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David Samuel: I picked the ball up for a throw in when it had just left the 18 yard box. Ref awarded a penalty. Still haunts me 20 years on.

Jody MG: I wont lie, I done a Gary Lineker on my debut.

We have no idea what you mean, Jody...

The 28-year-old was cited for making contact with the eyes of Ulster's Luke Marshall in a European Champions Cup game.

The suspension came just a week after he was recalled to the England squad, 18 months after his last appearance.

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England and Saracens winger Chris Ashton will miss the duration of the Six Nations after his appeal was rejected.

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In 2002, Newcastle signed 18-year-old midfielder Jermaine Jenas from Nottingham Forest for £5m, then a British record fee for a teenager.

Ged Lynam: Getting caught bunking off over school fence to watch Ireland at Lansdowne Road on a Wednesday 3pm kickoff (pre-floodlights).

Surely that's not a cause for embarrassment, Ged?

Leicester City's Claudio Ranieri... man of the people and Premier League title-winning manager?

Con: Gave away a penalty in my first ever game of football for tripping a player up, mum made me say sorry to him. I cried.

She made you do what? That's not on, Con...

Scotland are playing UAE in their first T20 international in Dubai, and have already lost their first wicket for just three runs as they chase 148/8.

Follow the innings here

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The Argentina Football Association have been handing out bans to 15 players after a friendly between Gimnasia and Estudiantes erupted into a brawl.

Rival players punched and kicked each other during Sunday's abandoned match.  

Three Estudiantes players were banned for eight games, while three of the Gimnasia side were banned for five matches. Another nine players from both sides were suspended for between one and four games.

The Argentine government had already punished 12 players for their involvement.

Sarah Carson: Year 8 PE, fell in nettles, used rounders bat to smash the pain out of hand, stood on upturned post, flipped into face, nosebleed.

Sensational effort, Sarah