So, that bizarre legal wrangle over the 'Killie Pie' got us thinking...

What would be on the half-time menu at your club? 

The Rooney roll? The Ozil omelette? The Vardy vegetarian vol-au-vent? 

Let us know at #bbcsportsday and feel free to fashion your ideas into a menu format.

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Another day, another bonkers story in Scottish football, this time involving a furious dispute over pie..., external

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Real Madrid winger Gareth Bale, 26, is set to turn down a new Real Madrid contract in favour of a move to Manchester United or Manchester City.

Find out more plus all of Wednesday's gossip here.

BBC Radio 5 Live

Former England spinner Graeme Swann says James Taylor's early retirement from cricket is “horrifically unfair”, considering how physically fit he was throughout his career.

England and Nottinghamshire batsman Taylor has been forced to retire because of a serious heart condition.

"You see him in the gym, he's ripped to shreds," Swann told Mark Chapman on 5 live Sport.

A young Tiger Woods secured his first major by winning the Masters at Augusta in 1997 before going on to change golf forever. Woods was missing from the tournament this year through injury but his impact on the sport has been massive. Watch as BBC Sport examines the impact Woods has had on golf since he turned professional in 1996.

Quick teaser question for you....

After City edged past PSG, Manchester has become the fourth British city to have two teams reach the semi finals of the European Cup/Champions League.

But what are the other three?

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Nicole Cooke (cycling) - The Welsh Commonwealth, Olympic and World road race champion turns 33 today.  

Jonjo O'Neill (racing) - The former jockey, now a trainer, was born in 1952 and is 64.

Carles Puyol (football) - The former Barcelona and Spain defender is 38. 

Schalk Burger (rugby union) - The South Africa flanker who has joined Saracens was born in 1983 and turns 33.

Anderson (football) - The Brazil midfielder, formerly at Manchester United, currently at Sport Club Internacional was born in 1988 and turns 28.

Wednesday might start slowly but it foams into a satisfying lather later in the day...

13:00 Tyson Fury news conference

15:00 Liverpool news conference

17:00 Borussia Dortmund news conference  

19:00 FA Cup quarter-final replay: West Ham v Man Utd

19:45 Champions League quarter-finals: Atletico Madrid v Barcelona, Benfica v Bayern Munich

19:45 Premiership: Bath v Sale

20:00 Barclays Premier League: Crystal Palace v Everton

All times are BST

England's players are happy to be heading home...

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It might have been nervy, but England's women kept their Euro 2017 qualifying campaign on track after Karen Carney's late goal earned them a narrow victory over Bosnia-Herzegovina.

Mark Sampson's side are now one point behind Group G leaders Belgium and have a game in hand, with the eight group winners and six best runners-up qualifying automatically.

Wales retain an interest, too, after braces by Kayleigh Green and Helen Ward helped them beat Kazakhstan 4-0.

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Plenty of live sport to choose from today available on the BBC Sport website and smart phone app...

West Ham v Manchester United (17:30-22:45 BST) -Live BBC One, radio and text coverage as West Ham host Manchester United in their FA Cup quarter-final replay at Upton Park.

Champions League quarter-finals (18:30-22:30 BST) -Follow live text coverage from the Champions League quarter-finals as Atletico Madrid face Barcelona and Benfica host Bayern Munich.

Crystal Palace v Everton (19:00-22:15 BST) -Follow live text and BBC Radio London coverage as Crystal Palace face Everton at Selhurst Park in the Premier League. 

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It was a good evening for Middlesbrough, too, with substitute Adam Forshaw's stoppage-time winner over Reading lifting them to the top of the Championship.

Aitor Karanka's side are now two points clear of Burnley and a further two points ahead of third-placed Brighton in the race for automatic promotion, with all three sides having played 41 games.

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Hearts secured a Europa League place for next season after drawing with Inverness Caledonian Thistle, but spurned the chance to narrow the gap to second-placed Aberdeen to six points.

Cristiano Ronaldo scores a brilliant hat-trick as Real Madrid overturn a 2-0 first-leg deficit to reach the Champions League semi-finals.

Manchester City weren't the only team to secure their place in the last four of the Champions League on Tuesday. Real Madrid overturned a 2-0 first-leg deficit to beat German side Wolfsburg. You will never guess who scored all three of the Spanish side's goals...

BBC Radio 5 Live

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Mark Chapman presents reaction to Manchester City reaching the semi-finals of the Champions League in the company of Chris Waddle and Henry Winter.

Listen here

BBC Sport looks at how Manchester City's class of 2016 compare to the four English sides that have gone on to win the Champions League, after City booked their place in the semi-finals for the first time in their history with a 3-2 aggregate victory win over Paris St-Germain.

So, Manchester City are into the semi-finals of the Champions League for the first time after Kevin de Bruyne's goal sealed victory over Paris St-Germain.

But why stop there? Manager Manuel Pellegrini sees no reason why the Premier League side cannot win Europe's premier club competition, despite Real Madrid and, potentially, Barcelona and Bayern Munich also having designs on lifting the big pot next month.

"You have to play a very big team but we have a lot of chance if we play against anyone the way we played against PSG," the Chilean said.

The Guardian

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The Guardian tells it how it is. De Bruyne scored, City are into the Champions League last four for the first time. 

Like many of Wednesday's papers, they also report on England cricketer James Taylor, who has had to retire at the age of 26 because of a serious heart condition.

The Daily Mail

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We're back in pun territory with the Daily Mail. "Special K" is their best effort to sum up De Bruyne's role in City's Champions League triumph.

Martin Samuel also appears to be on the warpath, going after Louis van Gaal's Manchester United.