Postpublished at 12:29 BST 3 June 2021
Jonathan Agnew
BBC cricket correspondent
De Grandhomme did not really move his feet at all. It was a funny old shot. I wonder if umpire Kettleborough thought he might have got a little edge on it.
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Jonathan Agnew
BBC cricket correspondent
De Grandhomme did not really move his feet at all. It was a funny old shot. I wonder if umpire Kettleborough thought he might have got a little edge on it.
We're going upstairs for an lbw. Root didn't look to convinced.
A little high? Has De Grandhomme hit it?
Jeremy Coney
Former New Zealand captain on BBC Test Match Special
The helmet obstructs the full glory of the mullet.
Conway 166, De Grandhomme 0
Aggers muses whether De Grandhomme's hair hampers his ability to hear his batting partner. I wouldn't know. I definitely couldn't pull it off that's for sure.
Jonathan Agnew
BBC cricket correspondent
Sibley almost caught De Grandhomme napping at the far end. There was just a little bit of uncertainty about the running.
Your optimism never ceases to amaze me.
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Skittle 'em out for under 350, make 600, then win by an innings Job done!
Simon near Dunmow Essex
NZ 450, ENG 550, NZ skittled for 97.
Alan, London
Colin is a braver man than me with his haircut, I'll give him that.
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Jeremy Coney
Former New Zealand captain on BBC Test Match Special
It's coming to a full mullet. It looks a little like Edinson Cavani's.
Conway 166, De Grandhomme 0
So this hair...
Big CdG has endless curls flowing from the back of his helmet down onto his shoulders. It's like he has a small animal accompanying him at the crease.
Daniel Norcross
BBC Test Match Special
Colin de Grandhomme is sporting a haircut that is potentially a crime against humanity. There is a lot of it.
And that wicket brings Colin de Grandhomme and his quite incredible mullet to the crease.
Jeremy Coney
Former New Zealand captain on BBC Test Match Special
That might have just held up a little from the seam. It was a good delivery.
Image source, Getty ImagesWatling c Sibley b Wood 1 (NZ 292-5)
Wood has another! A lovely delivery from the Durham man gets Watling to awkwardly edge the ball to Dom Sibley at second slip.
Two wickets for England this morning and Wood has both of them.
After the excitement of this wicket, things have settled down again. The sparse Lord's crowd is quiet. Conway isn't tempted as Robinson bowls outside off stump.
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Surely the portrait is former Test giant Ronni Irani.
Keith, Fair Oak
Conway 165, Watling 1
Wood is still bowling at 90mph. The last ball of the over beats Watling outside off but the traditional right-hander is completely unflustered.
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Is that a young Nicholas Cage wearing ECB fancy dress?
Nez from Wales
Andy Zaltzman has just pointed that were Colin de Grandhomme playing for England he'd have the second highest average in the team. In New Zealand's team it's only the eighth best.
That's what England are up against.
We're back under way after drinks.
Stephan Shemilt
BBC Sport at Lord's
Watling. Then De Grandhomme. Then Santner. Then Jamieson. Tim Southee is at 10. Number 11 Neil Wagner averages 14 with the bat. They call New Zealand the land of the long, white cloud. They should actually call it the land of the long batting line-up.