Postpublished at 11:03 British Summer Time 13 June 2021
Stephan Shemilt
BBC Sport at Edgbaston
The only people in the ground not laughing were Olly Stone and James Anderson. New Zealand could not believe it.
NZ win with five sessions to spare
Tourists win two-Test series 1-0
NZ chase 38 in 11 overs
England bowled out for 122
First home Test series defeat since 2014
Second Test, Edgbaston, day four
Jack Skelton
Stephan Shemilt
BBC Sport at Edgbaston
The only people in the ground not laughing were Olly Stone and James Anderson. New Zealand could not believe it.
Phil Tufnell
Former England spinner on BBC Test Match Special
It is like the hokey cokey out there. They've just got to turn around now.
Jonathan Agnew
BBC cricket correspondent
That's that done then.
Stone c Blundell b Boult 15 (Eng 122 all out)
Jeez.
It's not Olly Stone's responsibility whatsoever but that rather sums up just how pathetic England's second innings has been.
Perfect line from Trent Boult first up, a bit of movement off the wobbled seam and Stone nicks it behind for a comfortable catch by keeper Tom Blundell.
It took one ball for New Zealand to finish off England's innings this morning.
One. Ball.
Olly Stone, unbeaten on 15, takes strike.
James Anderson, probably having a miserable record 162nd Test, is still yet to score at the other end.
England are 122-9, leading by 37.
In comes Trent Boult...
Jonathan Agnew
BBC cricket correspondent
The England players just don't seem to read the situation that they are in. They didn't come out in the second innings and get stuck in.
When the pressure comes on this fragile England batting line up, they don't step up to the plate.
If everyone is fit, my England XI to face India this summer would be...
Burns, Sibley, Malan, Root, Stokes, Lawrence/Pope, Buttler, Archer, Leach, Broad, Anderson.
Woakes and Moeen next off the rank.
Lawrence over Pope on the evidence of this Test.
Jonathan Agnew
BBC cricket correspondent
The resources aren't very good.
Jeremy Coney
Former New Zealand captain on BBC Test Match Special
Why does this happen with the resources that England have?
England would kill us with data. If the game was between computers you would smash us.
Jonathan Agnew
BBC cricket correspondent
It is easy to overlook the fact that New Zealand are a very good side.
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Jonathan Agnew
BBC cricket correspondent
It is a beautiful day for cricket.
It is a great shame that we're going to see, one assumes, a little amount.
Stephan Shemilt
BBC Sport at Edgbaston
You can't help but feel for the 10,000 or so that have tickets for what should have been a glorious day of Test cricket.
Fans - even some in fancy dress - were entering the ground just after 9am. They are plenty in their seats well ahead of play starting.
They will get a full refund if we have fewer than 15 overs and the football will be on the big screen later, but that's not really the point, is it?
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It's also clear New Zealand have more strength in depth than England in Test cricket at the moment, which should particularly concern the ECB.
A team without Kane Williamson, BJ Watling and Tim Southee are about to easily beat an England team, who are admittedly without Ben Stokes, Jos Buttler and Jofra Archer. But it's the margin of the upcoming defeat that should worry England.
England head coach Chris Silverwood told BBC Sport last night that New Zealand have shown what it takes to be the number one Test team and he hopes his players have taken what they've seen on board.
The tourists have been superb - showing the right application and discipline with the bat to grind out scores even when facing some seriously good bowling.
And then with the ball they've nagged away in the right areas, backing themselves to keep testing the England batters with a full length and just enough movement, while their slip cordon has been near flawless.
It's very clear why they are in next week's World Test Championship final against India.
Hello and welcome to live coverage of day four of the second Test between England and New Zealand at Edgbaston.
In this case, day four also means the final day.
Having fought their way back into the game with the ball to trail by 85 runs after the first innings, England woefully collapsed to 122-9 by the close yesterday.
They lead by just 37 runs and it'll be a shock to see today's play last a full session.
The late journalist Martin Johnson once said of an England team that "They can't bat, they can't bowl and they can't field."
This team can't bat, can't bat and can't bat.