Postpublished at 20:12 British Summer Time 12 June 2014
Nowhere on the planet does names like Brazil.
Fred, Hulk, Bernard and Maxwell could all feature tonight, but outside of the squad there are some even better names kicking about.
Lineker Hoffmann anyone? That's a woman, by the way. How about Rummenigge da Silva? Jorge Beckenbauer? Michel Platini Goes, Klinsmann Carrilho, Ruud Gullit Ribeiro or Diego Maradona da Silva?
I'm not making this up. Brazilians love naming their kids after footballers. it seems. And why not eh?
Adebayo Akinfenwa Rostance may see the light of day yet...