Join the debate at #bbcfootballpublished at 15:22 Greenwich Mean Time 22 February 2015
Big Sam to direct a World War II epic? Mario Balotelli in Expendables IV? It's Oscars night, so we want to hear your suggestions for who could swap the Premier League for showbusiness.
Adam: Harry Kane could be in The Avengers the number of times he's saved Spurs this season...
Suraj: Steven Gerrard as the new Liam Neeson, or even James Bond.
David Penn: You could make up the whole cast of a disaster movie from the Newcastle United defence...
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