Portugal boss Fernando Santos suddenly decides he wants a result and replaces Ricardo Carvalho with former Swansea forward Eder. Jordan Henderson replaces Dele Alli.

There's a bit of noise around Wembley now. Although if ever there was a time to condone leaving early it's tonight. Get on that Metropolitan line. 

Sam Hodge: We're going to win the Euros!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jermaine Jenas
Ex-Spurs & England midfielder on 5 live

"That was perfect from Raheem Sterling, when he whips it in, there are willing runners from Chris Smalling, who makes perfect contact and glances it into that right hand corner. "

Paul lummis: Well, on the bright side Roy knows the players and tactics to NOT use...

Portugal sub Ricardo Quaresma turns Chris Smalling inside out and gets a shot off from very wide on the left - think Harry Kane v Arsenal - but he bends the effort just wide. 

A frisson of excitement! Adam Lallana puts in an excellent cross - sorry, a good cross - which is hurriedly stabbed away. But Raheem Sterling finds Daniel Sturridge in the area, he has half a yard of space, but can only mishit a pass out wide when perhaps the shot was on.

Is this Jose Mourinho joining in with a Mexican wave? 

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Jermaine Jenas
Ex-Spurs & England midfielder on 5 live

"England have got the most technical players on the pitch now. It will be interesting to see how Daniel Sturridge gets on."

Snap shot from Daniel Sturridge - hit early and hit well. But hit wide. 

The TV commentators are trying to convince me - and you - that Jack Wilshere has made a difference since coming on. I haven't seen one. There's still nothing happening.

What on earth can Roy Hodgson make of this?

On come Daniel Sturridge and Adam Lallana. They replace Harry Kane and Wayne Rooney. 

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Jacqui Oatley

Even the Mexican Wave was uncompleted. A few tackles coming in now, which is not what anyone wants to see this close to a tournament. Danilo lunges in on Wayne Rooney. Booked. 

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Phil McNulty
BBC Sport chief football writer at Wembley

You know it's bad when The Mexican Wave starts - an event just as tedious as the match itself.

Maybe England's players do not want to risk injury but so far there has been little positive to report from this Wembley yawnfest.

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A glimpse of what Renato Sanches is all about, bustling past Raheem Sterling, shrugging off Wayne Rooney and then being fouled by Sterling on halfway. Pace, touch, strength  Three on three. 

Andy Cleveland: I think I'll paint my ceiling beige

Keith Mcintyre: I've spent the entire England game sorting my Euro 2016 sticker swaps into number order - productive! 

Not a wasted evening then Keith?

John Nixon: According to Roy, get all your best DVDs together and then place them in a random order.

Re: 21:11....

I like it Mike. But it really needs to be alphabetised within those colour blocks.