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And no goals to show for it.

Kyle Walker gets forward, Kyle Walker loses the ball. Eric Dier fouls someone.

Portugal bring on Renato Sanches - he's a teenage dream who's just signed for Bayern Munich. On you go...

Hugh in France:  Excellent tactics from England. This should reduce the expectation and pressure from the fans. Nice one Roy.

Jack Wilshere is in midfield with Raheem Sterling in the middle and Wayne Rooney now on the left of the front three. Portugal, if you are just joining us, went down to 10 men in the 35th minute. 

Still 22 minutes to go Roy. I'm sorry to say. 

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Pope Packard: This games got me thinking. What's the best way to arrange DVDs? Alphabetical or by genre? 

Alphabetical, and then by year of release

Jamie Vardy and James Milner come off, on come Jack Wilshere and Raheem Sterling. 

You could have taken any of them, all of them, off. 

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Harry Kane is taking England's set-pieces now. That is happening. Let's all just deal with it. We can't act surprised every time.

Kane to take a free-kick out wide, Gary Cahill's header is blocked and Dele Alli puts the ball in the net - after the whistle had gone. Foul by Cahill. 

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A shot on goal! Eric Dier has a dig from 30 yards. Easy save. 

Mocky Hussain: This game is Dier.

Well done Mocky, well done.

Danny Mills
Ex-England defender for BBC Radio 5 live

"They are playing against 10 men, with two of the top strikers in the Premier League and the Portugal keeper has had nothing to do."

Nani comes off for Portugal. On comes Chelsea reject Ricardo Quaresma. Fact: I saw him score at Euro 2008.

Bruce Springsteen is playing Wembley this weekend. He's 66. He's still got more energy than this England XI combined. 

Danny Mills
Ex-England defender for BBC Radio 5 live

"It is really dismal, the tempo of the game, nothing has changed. These are players fighting for their place - the line-up is not guaranteed."

Martin Dymond: Is it really worth trying to accommodate 1 player when the result is our 3 best players being unable to play to their strength?

Merlyn: England with Rooney in it simply does not work. Too slow. Too ponderous. Get him out. 

Mike Crick: I have some constructive criticism..this is rubbish

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The ultimate indicator of this game's quality. A Mexican wave. Sustained Mexican waves in fact. It's like the preamble to an Adele concert. 

Lovely run! Portugal sub Andre Gomes beats two men down the left and drives into the area, he takes on one too many though and Gary Cahill is able to make the clearance. 

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England have to defend as Gary Cahill clears his lines. A man in the crowd is filming this game on a camcorder. Not seen one of those in a few years.

You're never going to watch this back mate. NEVER.

Time for Daniel Sturridge?

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