Mourinho humiliated on return to Chelsea
Pedro rounds De Gea to score inside first minute
Cahill smashes in second from close range
Hazard adds classy third from 12 yards
Unchallenged Kante wanders through for fourth
Result: Man City 1-1 Southampton
Chelsea 3-0 Manchester United
Marcos Alonso pulls back Paul Pogba and is booked for his troubles. The Stamford Bridge crowd regale the world's most expensive player with a song questioning the financial prudence of his transfer.
He's done nothing today. But he's not alone.
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Chelsea 3-0 Man Utd
Danny Mills
Ex-England defender on Radio 5 live
Fabulous goal, absolutely exceptional. Eden Hazard is back to his best. Once he played that ball he ran in behind, nothing Chris Smalling could have done about that, That is a brilliant move, sharp, incisive passing.
Eden Hazard
Great play, but really, really rank defending as Chelsea cruise over the hills and far away.
Eden Hazard has the ball at his feet, it's walking pace, no pressure, no tackle on him. He plays it inside, nips off the back of Juan Mata, collects Nemanja Matic's crisp pass, turns the oil-tanker-like Chris Smalling and rolls into the corner.
It's so, so easy...
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Manchester United having an extended spell of pressure without the chances as Chelsea sit off and see what they've got. Marcos Alonso has to make two good clearances at the far post but that is about as good as it has been for the visitors.
Chelsea 2-0 Manchester United
He makes things happen, Jesse Lingard. He beats his man on the left and then hits a really clean strike from a long way out which Thibaut Courtois is able to push clear.
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Marcos Rojo is indeed at left-back now, and his first touch is a pass inside which takes out half of his team-mates and sets Chelsea on a four-on-two counter attack.
N'Golo Kante and Victor Moses carry it on, it comes to Eden Hazard on the left but last man standing Chris Smalling makes a fine block to shut him out.
Chelsea 2-0 Manchester United
Great pace from Marcus Rashford to keep the ball in on the left and then whip in an early cross, Paul Pogba is the man nearest to it but he can't reach it and it drifts behind.
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Rifat: I'm just embarrassed at what I'm seeing from a team which I've supported all my life. Where is the passion and desire to attack.
Michael Devlin: And there goes our best defender. From bad to worse.
Chelsea 2-0 Manchester United
Eric Bailly is now injured for Manchester United and has to limp off, so on comes Marcos Rojo. Does that mean Daley Blind to centre-half?
Diego Costa's eyes light up...
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Danny Mills
Ex-England defender on Radio 5 live
The way the game is going at the moment, Chelsea can only lose this game themselves. You don't feel Manchester United can get back into it. I haven't seen anything different in this second-half from United, they haven't come out of the blocks. It looks similar to the first-half.
Chelsea 2-0 Manchester United
So, so easy for Chelsea as Ander Hererra puts in a weak tackle and Eden Hazard glides past him. Manchester United heads are down, Hazard plays a one-two and is halted by a fair Eric Bailly challenge, according to the officials.
Pedro blazes the loose ball way over the top. Manchester United have been very poor.
Chelsea 2-0 Manchester United
Diego Costa has the ball in the net after a corner is half-cleared - but he's clearly offside.
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Desmond Oguda: Phew! United beat the 30second mark before conceding now!
Chelsea 2-0 Manchester United
Manchester United survive the first minute of the half. So that's an improvement.
Chelsea 2-0 Manchester United
And we are back up and running. Paul Pogba goes deeper in midfield.
Chelsea 2-0 Manchester United
Juan Mata is on for Manchester United, replacing Marouane Fellaini.
Calm down, Twitter...
Chelsea 2-0 Manchester United
The players are back out at Stamford Bridge, it looks like Juan Mata is coming on.
Chelsea 2-0 Manchester United
Manchester United last came back to win from two plus goals down at half-time in the Premier League in April 2011 (4-2 win West Ham).
An absolute classic here from Alan Pardew at the NFL game at Twickenham.
I enjoyed every aspect of this.
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