Southampton

Here's more on that Saints signing, with director of football Les Reed saying: “Mouez is a promising young goalkeeper, and we are very pleased to have been able to bring him to Southampton. 

“He has built an excellent reputation during his time with Nice and also in his country’s youth teams, and will provide us with further depth in the months ahead.

“As well as adding to our squad, we believe Mouez can continue his development in his time at Southampton and make strides in his own game under the expert guidance of our Head of Goalkeeping, Dave Watson, as well as working alongside Fraser Forster."

Southampton

Southampton have signed Nice goalkeeper Mouez Hassen on a five-month loan deal.

Presumably, the 21-year-old will provide cover for Fraser Forster, with regular number two Alex McCarthy out injured.

Hassen has won 14 caps for France Under-21s.

Premier League deal alert...

Please, please let this be true. It would make a move for Demba Ba look like Blackburn signing Alan Shearer.

Plamen Enchev: According to Bulgarian Telegraph Agency Dimitar Berbatov is in final talks with West Ham. Looks like a joke, but who knows.  

While you're waiting for your club's chairman to open his wallet, how about a shot at footballing glory that won't cost a penny?

More than 30,000 people have already signed up to take part in the 2017 FA People's Cup, the free five-a-side knockout competition that gives the people of England the chance to play in their version of the FA Cup.

There are 16 categories in the competition - for all ages and abilities, male, female and mixed - so watch as Radio 1Xtra DJ Nick Bright shows his (almost) silky ball skills and explains how you can get involved and maybe play your way to a trophy presentation at the actual FA Cup final!

For all the information you need to sign up, read our Get Inspired guide.

Here's a picture of Manchester United midfielder Andreas Pereira, out on loan at Granada in Spain, cuddling a small bear.

I'm not sure I'm having that. No Arsenal fan would be so happy that Joey Barton has signed that they would get his name shaved into the back of their head.

Can you even fit 'Barton' on the back of a normal head?

Jamie from Durham

Does Emmanuel Adebayor sign all of his tweets 'S.E.A - Super Emmanuel Adebayor?'

Nope. His first name is Sheyi. So there you go.

The 32-year-old former Manchester City and Arsenal striker joined Turkish club Istanbul Basaksehir earlier today.

Image source, @E_adebayor

Mark in London

A year on from the Torres-Carroll-Suarez bombs, 2012 was never likely to touch those heights – Louis Saha moving from Everton to Spurs doesn’t quite get the juices flowing in the same way.

However, one deadline-day deal of 2012 does catch the eye – Chelsea signing little-known Belgian winger Kevin de Bruyne and immediately loaning him back to Genk.

De Bruyne would only ever make three Premier League appearances for the Blues before fading into obscurity…

Image source, Getty Images

Remember when Inter Milan were a big deal? Today they have loaned a player to Hull and signed an Australian accountant.

Inter Milan have signed Australian defender Trent Sainsbury on loan from Chinese club Jiangsu Suning for the rest of the season.

The 25-year-old former Central Coast Mariners centre-back has played 21 times for his country.

Image source, Rex Features

Out of interest, have you ever been involved in deadline day? 

I mean, did you ever have to pick up a player from the station and drop him off at your club? Have you ever tipped your club off to a player and then they signed him?

Have you ever waited outside all night, hoping to get a glimpse of a new signing? Were you the one that got a player's name on the back of a shirt, only for him not to sign?

Let me know.

Fleetwood have confirmed that Iceland international midfielder Eggert Jonsson, 28, has joined Danish side Soenderjyske for an undisclosed fee.

Meanwhile, 20-year-old winger Ulrich Nnomo has joined third-tier French side Paris FC on loan from Leyton Orient until the end of the season.

Image source, @Keithyboy

Arkadiusz Milik yeah..?

A year on from a huge flop, this was explosive. Fernando Torres was long courted by Chelsea, he fluttered his eyelashes in the other direction, but a then-British record fee of £50m was only agreed when Liverpool had lined up replacements.

The capture of Luis Suarez proved to be a shrewd one – he certainly has a greater impact at Anfield than Torres did during his hellish stay at Stamford Bridge. The less said about £35m Andy Carroll’s time at Liverpool, though, the better.

Alongside all of that, David Luiz joined Chelsea from Benfica for £21.3m. In hindsight, he might have just been the best signing of the lot.