Suffering siblings...published at 18:04 British Summer Time 31 August 2017
Former Arsenal striker Ian Wright. Safe to say he's not impressed with the Gunners' transfer window.
Chelsea sign Drinkwater for £35m
Everton's Barkley rejects move to Chelsea
Spurs bring in Swansea's Llorente and £23m Aurier
Brighton fail in late bid to sign Spurs striker Janssen
Chelsea sign Torino defender Zappacosta
Sanchez move to Man City off despite £60m bid
PSG sign Mbappe on loan with option to buy
Swansea loan Renato Sanches & Bony returns
Sakho joins Palace for £26m from Liverpool
Liverpool sign Oxlade-Chamberlain from Arsenal for £35m
Tom Rostance
Former Arsenal striker Ian Wright. Safe to say he's not impressed with the Gunners' transfer window.
Cometh the hour, cometh some news from the Football League:
Is it too early for dramatic music? We've got our finger ready on the play button.
Here are the biggest Premier League signings SO FAR. You can check all the activity on our transfers page.
14:45 - Nahki Wells [Huddersfield - Burnley] £5m
14:01 - Renato Sanches [Bayern Munich - Swansea] Loan
13:32 - Orestis Karnezis, external [Udinese - Watford] Loan
12:33 - Serge Aurier [PSG - Tottenham] £23m
12:00 - Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain [Arsenal - Liverpool] £35m
Five hours to deadline
The clock strikes 6pm in the UK which means there are five hours left of the transfer window in England.
Time to get those deals done yet. How long can a signature, a trip to Staples to get some fax toner and a quick jog up and down realistically take?
From Barcelona to AFC Fylde, we've got you covered.
Andy Bayes
Reporter, BBC Radio Lancashire
Burnley have added Nahki Wells prior to the deadline. He won’t be fit for a little while, following injury. Tom Anderson has joined Port Vale for the season.
Preston North End are likely to allow Liam Grimshaw and Eoin Doyle to leave. Grimshaw is set to return north of the border to join Motherwell, Doyle is heading for Oldham.
Accrington Stanley have two new loanees, Sunderland keeper Max Stryjek and Derby defender Farrend Rawson joining until the new year. Stanley now have seven loanees, of which only five can feature in a matchday squad.
AFC Fylde, who don't have a transfer deadline as they are outside the EFL, have signed 19-year-old Wigan right-back Luke Burke on loan until the end of January.
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Over 250 league appearances in eight years = GOOD BUSINESS for Tillson if you ask me.
(I never saw him play. I've never heard of him to be honest).
This is brilliant archive footage from back in the days when shorts really were short.
Was it money well spent, Bristol Rovers fans?
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Renato Sanches' Bayern Munich team-mate Franck Ribery has wished the youngster good luck for his loan move to Swansea.
Ian Kennedy
Reporter, BBC Radio Merseyside Sport
Divock Origi’s loan move from Liverpool to Wolfsburg makes sense - the player needs regular first team football which can’t be guaranteed at Anfield with the likes of Firmino, Mane, Salah, Solanke and Coutinho all in the squad.
It's worth remembering he’s still only 22, and he’s scored 21 goals in 77 games for Liverpool which is no bad return. Jurgen Klopp clearly thinks Origi still has a future with the Reds – so a season in German football looks a good deal all round.
We've hit the traditional mid-afternoon lull everyone. Get yourselves home form work, get your tea on and then get ready for an evening of either
Transfer window in a gif
Fantastic.
Remember when Watford had Mbaye Niang on loan last season?The big striker is on the move again, he's just rocked up at Torino.
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No reports of a move for a striker for Brighton have reached me since I arrived Scott, I'm afraid to say. It's not looking very likely.
Carlton Cole is available I believe. What's Bobby Zamora up to?
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Scott McCarthy from WeAreBrighton.com, external:
Ask what Brighton’s three main priorities for this transfer window were, and the answer would be a striker, a striker, a striker.
Put simply, there aren't enough goals in them to keep us up. We haven't scored a league goal this season. And that is before the nightmare scenario which has predictably happened of Sam Baldock and Glenn Murray both being injured, leaving Tomer Hemed as our only fit striker. A man who only a fortnight ago we were said to be ready to sell to Cardiff City.
And if you are looking for positives, the squad is much stronger than last season. So if we go down, we will be in a great position to bounce back up at the first attempt ala Burnley and Newcastle.
Which is what will happen unless we land a striker. Please?
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I don't think I've done a transfer deadline day live page without mention of Konstantinos Mitroglou. Well in JB.