Get Involvedpublished at 11:45 Greenwich Mean Time 2 December 2017
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Bob Koh: World Cup after World Cup, Euro after Euro, England can't seem to win. But I say this time it will be different. England will finally reach the semis, scrape into the final and win the football World Cup 2018
Nul Points: If an England player scores three goals in their second World Cup match, would it be a Panama Hat Trick?
Yes it would, Nul. Perhaps the corridor of uncertainty will be renamed the Panama Canal? I'll stop now.