Postpublished at 11:59 Greenwich Mean Time 11 March 2018
And, yes, if that comes as a surprise to you, Manchester City really did pay £5m for Jon Macken.
It came as a shock to me too...
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And, yes, if that comes as a surprise to you, Manchester City really did pay £5m for Jon Macken.
It came as a shock to me too...
Not too long ago, maybe towards the end of last summer, I saw Jordan Henderson walking his dog.
A quick scout around the office has tales of seeing the likes of Jeff Whitley and Jon Macken (before Man City paid £5m for him).
So do tell me any occasions when you have met a footballer in unusual circumstances.
Stig Inge Bjornebye at the petrol station, or Gavin Ward in the supermarket. Maybe you've held the door open for Gordon Strachan?
Text 81111, or tweet using the hashtag #bbcfootball., external
If you haven't got a tale, let me know how you're combining football with Mothering Sunday.
Out of a serious and potentially dangerous situation at London Stadium came quite a special moment for those youngsters.
Clearly, the circumstances were severe, but imagine being able to sit on the bench during a Premier League match?
By the way, did you see this yesterday...
Arsenal v Watford (13:30 GMT)
John Motson
Match of the Day commentator
Everton beat Derby 1-0 with a goal by Alan Ball. When I came back to Euston on the train that night I was walking behind two guys who were blind and I heard one of them saying to the other: 'Wasn't it great to be able to listen to the game?' I learned then how radio service could support so many people who could not watch the game on television.
So, here's how the next couple of hours look...
Mark Chapman will be presenting MOTD2 Extra from 12:15 GMT. He will be joined in the studio by former England defenders Martin Keown and Keith Curle, as well as journalist Andy Dunn.
We'll have team news from the Emirates at 12:30 and, in the build up to that game, we'll highlight some of Motty's career highlights in his own words...
Over the next couple of hours, with the help of Match of the Day 2 Extra, we'll reflect on yesterday and look ahead to your Mothering Sunday double-header.
If you need a reminder, beleaguered Arsenal host Watford at 13:30 GMT, before Tottenham travel to Bournemouth.
Commentary of both games can be heard of BBC Radio 5 live, with John Motson at the Emirates for the final live call of his career.
Yep, Saturday's Premier League action had a bit of everything.
Manchester United solidified their place in second place and, more importantly, took care of Liverpool at Old Trafford.
Newcastle steamrollered shocking Southampton to ease their relegation fears and turn the heat up on the Saints.
And West Ham imploded on and off the pitch at London Stadium to leave us wondering where the Hammers go from here.
And the ugly...
The bad...
The good...