Andy White: West Ham defending is questionable but the goalkeeper is unquestionably one of the worst I have seen in a long time.

Andy: Think Roberto has to be up there as one of the worst keepers in the premier leagues history. Doesn't even look like a keeper, has no mobility or reflexes at all.

Colin: Someone please take the West Ham goalkeeper off the pitch..18 goals past him in the last 7/8 games. What a shocker!

Roberto is all over the shop. He comes out to meet the free-kick and gets barely nothing on his punch before then diving bizarrely near his penalty spot to palm at a shot that was already going wide.

David Martin watches on, wondering if his time is soon to come.

Oh, that's a bit naughty from Ryan Fredericks. He has just gone right through Son Heung-min, sliding in and catching the South Korean, who needs treatment.

If Diop's nothing challenge was a yellow card earlier, that probably warrants a prison sentence.

Bradley Allen
Tottenham Hotspur academy coach on BBC Radio London

You would have sensed since four minutes that Spurs were just jabbing their opponents.

They quickly won the ball back and then that’s were Son is so effective, playing on those wide areas. But Roberto should have done better.

That was a bit more vintage Dele Alli, not his imposter brother. He found space on the edge of the box and fed a lovely little ball for Son. You know, like he used to do.

A series of Tottenham corners present the away side with a chance to put the squeeze on Roberto. The final of three is swung into the corridor of uncertainty in the six-yard box but the home keeper is able to punch away before his defence rally.

Soon after, Spurs come again and it is only Declan Rice's sliding challenge that prevents Son having a sight of goal.

Simon Stone
BBC Sport at the London Stadium

West Ham fans made it pretty clear what they think of goalkeeper Roberto just then.

They gave him a loud cheer - when all he did was pick the ball up as it rolled to him.

There really is no confidence in the former Malaga man.

Bradley Allen
Tottenham Hotspur academy coach on BBC Radio London

I thought Anderson was offside. A wonderful pass from Mark Noble, the best of this first half.

Haller was struggling to stay up with play, he got to the cross but could not sort his feet out.

In this sort of games you need to be able to anticipate and take these chances.

West Ham's sloppiness costs them a good chance. Noble plays a lovely ball down the left to release Felipe Anderson but his pull-back to the edge of the box is miss-controlled by Haller.

Spurs were scrambling.

Speaking of dire, Spurs midfielder Eric has just played a five-yard pass straight out of play.

Chris Baldwin: to be fair to Jose not sure he can be blamed for the slow start from Spurs. They’ve been like this all year. Give it some time!

Bresla Stephenson: this has all the signs of a dull Mourinho 1-0 win. Probably Dier from a corner...

So how are some of you enjoying your Christmas shopping? Busy out?

I wish I could offer you some respite with what is going on in this game but it's pretty dire.

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Felipe Anderson gets West Ham down the pitch with his first real charge. But despite winning a throw in deep in Spurs territory the home side contrive to gift possession away.

Precious little quality on display.

Bradley Allen
Tottenham Hotspur academy coach on BBC Radio London

It was a spinning ball in the end for Lucas Moura, a difficult chance but he headed it five or six yards wide

Andy: An incredibly dull start to West Ham vs Tottenham. Mourinho is back!

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Oh good, we've had some action. Son looks to curl a shot into the far corner but Roberto is there to punch away (should have caught it). The ball is swung back in but Lucas Moura heads wide.

I'm not going to lie to you, I'm already a bit bored.

Hit Sebastien! Hit Sebastien! West Ham once again look to get the ball on the head of their big target man. He goes down in the box in his latest attempt to connect, but there is no way that is a foul.