Postpublished at 12:02 Greenwich Mean Time 6 February
Tell you what, it's an absolute pleasure being on the desk today, in the presence of chief cricket writer Stephan Shemilt and his protégé Matthew Henry.
Last night I went to the theatre to see "The Shark is Broken", a play set in the down time on the set of Jaws, written by and starring the son of Robert Shaw, who plays his father.
In fifty years time I imagine my own child will be playing me in "The Text Console is Broken", a hit play based on the interactions between the three of this morning.
Cultural tastemakers at the Lowry Theatre will sit enraptured by a re-enactment of Stephan's advice for playing the free hit in fantasy football.