Postpublished at 12:02 Greenwich Mean Time
Tell you what, it's an absolute pleasure being on the desk today, in the presence of chief cricket writer Stephan Shemilt and his protégé Matthew Henry.
Last night I went to the theatre to see "The Shark is Broken", a play set in the down time on the set of Jaws, written by and starring the son of Robert Shaw, who plays his father.
In fifty years time I imagine my own child will be playing me in "The Text Console is Broken", a hit play based on the interactions between the three of this morning.
Cultural tastemakers at the Lowry Theatre will sit enraptured by a re-enactment of Stephan's advice for playing the free hit in fantasy football.