We are just having a casual discussion about who could legitimately claim to earn "one-name status" in international cricket, like Madonna or Rihanna (not that they are international cricketers I know) We saw Inzamam earlier in his role as Afghanistan coach, he would be a shoo-in (and that's a whole new debate about the origins of that phrase) but who else would be in? Curtly? Courtney? you decide

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Aleem Dar and Bruce Oxenford are the "men in the mauve", the on-field umpires, with Englishman Ian "Gunner" Gould making the TV decisions. Richard Kettleborough is the reserve umpire, limbering up just in case...perhaps.

Now here are today's teams:

Bangladesh: Tamim Iqbal, Soumya Sarkar, Sabbir Rahman, Shakib Al Hasan, Mushfiqur Rahim (wk), Mahmudullah, Mohammad Mithun, Shuvagata Hom, Mashrafe Mortaza (capt), Al-Amin Hossain, Mustafizur Rahman.

India Rohit Sharma, Shikhar Dhawan, Virat Kohli, Suresh Raina, Yuvraj Singh, MS Dhoni (capt & wk), Hardik Pandya, Ravindra Jadeja, R Ashwin, Jasprit Bumrah, Ashish Nehra.

Before we get stuck into this match, the Champion County game in Abu Dhabi has finished - with MCC beating champions Yorkshire by four wickets. Needing 256 to win, captain Ian Bell (remember him?) led the way with 66, adding 84 with Tom Westley (58) before Ben Foakes saw them home with 32 not out.  

India captain MS Dhoni: "This surface will remain good. If there is a bit of moisture, it may turn. I've been wrong twice, so I could be wrong a third time.

"The team is feeling good, in good spirits."

Bangladesh captain Mashrafe Mortaza: "This is a big ground so it is good to chase."

Tamim Iqbal returns after illness for Bangladesh.

Bangladesh have chosen to bowl.

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But the only thing we can be sure of from Group 2 so far is that those perennial street fighters New Zealand are through to the last four. 

The others are still battling away for supremacy like gangs in the playground. Even Bangladesh can still mathematically make it and they have lost their first two matches.

Disastrous a contemplation as it may be for the organisers and the billions of devotees from India, defeat against the Tigers would leave them up against it. 

India are in fourth place in Group 2, so will they still be clinging on to hopes of a place in the semi-finals? Welcome to our coverage of India against Bangladesh from the M Chinnaswamy Stadium in Bangalore.

Image source, AFP