Here are some 'highlights' from the start of England's innings...

I reckon Ben Stokes might keep him out of a fully-fit England team, Peter. Maybe just.

Drinks come onto the field at the end of Jamieson's over with Lord's bathed in perfect sunshine.

Peter Jackson Eastwood: Colin de Grandhomme's spell just confirms what any Kent fan already knows. That Darren Stevens is (still) ready to take international cricket by storm. Wibble wobble.

"Colin de Mullet". I'll be stealing that.

Another over of Wagner's left-arm seem goes by with little to report. England are edging along at just over two runs per over.

Jeremy Coney
Former New Zealand captain on BBC Test Match Special

New Zealand are not concerned if Colin de Mullet doesn't get them a wicket - he's there to dry the runs up.

I'd love to tell you more about this over but I was stuck in a trance listening to Jeremy Coney on TMS.

He has the best voice in cricket and I'm not going to allow any debate on the topic. Someone should hire him to record audiobooks.

Jeremy Coney
Former New Zealand captain on BBC Test Match Special

I've been slightly more impressed with Wagner's batting today than his bowling. He's not got the line right, especially to Burns.

A change of ends for Neil Wagner brings no success. Root misses the final ball and still looks rather un-Root-like.

Andy Zaltzman
Test Match Special statistician

Rory Burns came into this series with 78 runs in his past five Tests. This is his highest score in his past six international innings.

I'd argue CdG's hair is a lot longer at the back than the sides...

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Kyle Jamieson is so tall that Kane Williamson only just reaches the sponsor on the front of his shirt.

Vic Marks
Ex-England spinner on BBC Test Match Special

Root does seem to be unusually tormented by this medium pace.

New Zealand have successfully managed to persuade the umpires to change the ball.

The towering Kyle Jamieson will return to the attack once they have done so.

Isa Guha
Former England bowler on BBC Test Match Special

Joe Root really struggled to get Colin de Grandhomme away at the World Cup final in 2019.

Finally, finally, Joe Root gets one away off the bowling of Colin de Grandhomme. He plays a chopped cut which dribbles away and into the boundary sponge.

Another man with a lot of hair, Rory Burns, is quietly playing a good knock. He whips Wagner off his pads with a flick of the wrist an Olympic fencer would be proud of.

The four runs bring up England's 50.

Stephan Shemilt
BBC Sport at Lord's

The wonderful locks of Bruce French have just been wandering around the Lord's boundary. French retired from his role as England's lead wicketkeeping coach in November but is back in an ad hoc consultancy role for this series.

A few people have been in touch to debate whether De Grandhomme's hair actually qualifies as a mullet. I'm no expert on hair styles - I've had the same one since I was seven - so are any hairdressers reading this?

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We're yet to see any of Neil Wagner's trademark bouncers.

They must be so annoying. He effectively tries to annoy batsmen out, floating the ball past the batter's head until they lose patience. He's like a fly that just won't go away.