Steven Fletcher to Marseille is by far and away my favourite transfer rumour of the night. Especially as some news outlets have been reporting that the two parties have been 'in talks' all afternoon.

Exactly how much persuading would you need to swap Sunderland for the south of France?!

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Ian Dennis
BBC Radio 5 live senior football reporter

"There are three big deals that could happen. Jordan Rhodes to Middlesbrough is all agreed and just waiting for the signature - the package is worth £13m. Oumar Niasse is having a medical at Finch Farm with a view to a medical at Everton. And the other one is Gianelli Imbula to Stoke, which would be a club record fee."

John Heitinga, you poser. Ready for the cover of Vogue. Maybe not.

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So let's just pretend that our evening together could be interesting. What deals are in the pipeline bubbling away?

Here are some moves which are being reported - these may or may not happen...

Steven Fletcher from Sunderland to Marseille

Jordan Rhodes from Blackburn to Middlesbrough

Giannelli Imbula from Porto to Stoke

Saido Berahino from West Brom to ANYWHERE

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Nick Powell from Manchester Unietd to Hull

Yaya Sanogo from Arsenal (via Ajax) to Charlton

Radamel Falcao from Chelsea/Monaco to Atletico Madrid

Birmingham City fans, you can stand down. It looks like your business is done for the day...

BBC Sport

There will be regular transfer updates on the BBC's national and regional radio stations.

On BBC Radio 5 live, Mark Chapman is hosting a deadline-day edition of 5 live Sport from 19:00-23:00 GMT. You can also watch what is going on in the studio on the BBC Red Button.

Chapman will be joined by Danny Murphy, Jermaine Jenas, Andy Townsend, David Pleat, Mina Rzouki, Rory Smith and Andy Brassell.

On TV, Dan Walker will host Football Focus on BBC One from 23:15-23:50 GMT (23:40-00:15 in Wales). Jermaine Jenas, Danny Murphy and journalist Henry Winter will be his guests.

...it happened over here...

Crawley Town have signed Portsmouth goalkeeper Paul Jones on a 28-day loan deal.

Jones was Pompey's first-choice keeper last season, but the 29-year-old has only played five times in 2015-16.

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Sportsdesks the nation over are getting desperate - but the Daily Mirror are running a story on a move which could - if it happened - be interesting.

They claim Newcastle are trying to loan Swansea striker Bafetimbi Gomis., external

The paper also says Arsenal right back Mathieu Debuchy is getting closer to joining Bordeaux on loan., external

If you're just checking in after a busy day at work - you haven't missed much on the transfer front.

Here are the only - only - moves in the Premier League:

18:10 - Rhoys Wiggins [Sheffield Wednesday - Bournemouth] Undisclosed

13:35 - Alex Pritchard [Tottenham - West Brom] Loan

11:12 - Seydou Doumbia [Roma - Newcastle] Loan

The 27-year-old striker has joined the German side on loan from Real Sociedad. He is likely to feature for Iceland at Euro 2016.

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The spoof James Milner account is in fine form today. This effort was re-tweeted over 2,000 times.

Thanks Higgo, you've overcooked your handover but a change in the driving seat at BBC Towers is about as exciting as today gets.

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We are into the last four hours of transfer deadline day. A few agents' mortgages are on the line here lads, come on!

Anyway, my time here has come to an end. But don't worry, the rest of the team are here all night.

Tom Rostance - the doyen of deadline day live text commentary - is primed and ready to go.

Even if there's no activity, it'll be entertaining. Enjoy.

The Daily Telegraph are reporting, external that Radamel Falcao is in Madrid and could be about to return to Atletico. Falcao loves deadline day. The new Harry.

BBC Radio Northampton

Northampton Town have extended the loan of Millwall's Lee Martin until the end of the season.

BBC Sport

There will be regular transfer updates on the BBC's national and regional radio stations.

On BBC Radio 5 live, Mark Chapman will host a deadline-day edition of 5 live Sport from 19:00-23:00 GMT. You can also watch what is going on in the studio on the BBC Red Button.

Chapman will be joined by Danny Murphy, Jermaine Jenas, Andy Townsend, David Pleat, Mina Rzouki, Rory Smith and Andy Brassell.

On TV, Dan Walker will host Football Focus on BBC One from 23:15-23:50 GMT (23:40-00:15 in Wales). Jermaine Jenas, Danny Murphy and journalist Henry Winter will be his guests.

The son of West Ham co-owner David Sullivan says new signing striker Emmanuel Emenike will not be available for the club's fixture at home to Villa.

Steve Crossman
BBC World Service Sport

Is Blackburn's Jordan Rhodes going to complete his £12m-£13m move to Middlesbrough?

"Latest on Jordan Rhodes is that everything is agreed, contract drawn up ready to be signed.

"He was due at Rockliffe Park (Boro training ground) about 10 minutes ago.

"Their feeling is he'll walk in and sign quickly with everything now sorted."

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This is Tarkowski's farewell message on Instagram: "Great 2 years spent at @brentfordfc, external . Couldn't have asked for a more enjoyable or successful time there. Not easy leaving all the good people there & I wish them all the best in the future."