Postpublished at 09:05 Greenwich Mean Time 4 March 2017
Hello! Yep, here we are again. Like all cinematic masterpieces, the Premier League returns with nail-biting plots, complex characters and some - hopefully - wonderful production.
Summary
10-man Bournemouth hold on in frantic finale
Mourinho: "Who can I blame? Ourselves. Nobody else. We missed big chances"
Ibrahimovic escapes card for elbow on Mings
Zlatan: Mings jumped into my elbow
Boruc saves Ibrahimovic penalty
Surman sent off for two bookable offences in incident packed game
Postpublished at 09:05 Greenwich Mean Time 4 March 2017
Postpublished at 09:03 Greenwich Mean Time 4 March 2017
The best way to keep your 'enemies' close in the less brutal world of the Premier League? By beating them on the pitch.
It seems Arsene Wenger - the aforementioned Premier League Godfather - has forgotten...
Image source, Getty ImagesPostpublished at 09:00 Greenwich Mean Time 4 March 2017
Image source, Google"There are many things my father taught me here in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."
While many of the methods employed by the Corleones - the fictitious Sicilian Mafia family immortalised by Hollywood - were rather, er, dubious, one Premier League Godfather could do well to think about this pearl.
Implementing it in a less menacing way of course...