Postpublished at 16:17 British Summer Time 17 October 2021
Newcastle v Tottenham (16:30 BST)
Wait, so you're telling me there are two teams playing in this game this afternoon? I had no idea.
Tottenham's need for a win is not quite as severe as Newcastle's, but they could certainly do with one to keep the grumbling about Nuno Espirito Santo to a minimum.
Seven games in and the optimistic start has quickly given way to a wave of negativity about results and style of play.
However, they did go some way to putting that right in their last game before the international break - a 2-1 win over Aston Villa.