Just expanding on that question of what do the early finishers do - what do those who start late do to fill their morning? Bit of a lie-in? Big breakfast? Surely you can't spend the entire morning at the range? Do you get given a list of jobs by the other half? Take kids to school, mow the lawn, fix leaky tap, play in the Masters.

If you have ever played in a major, do let me know how you fill the off-course time...

Another big shot is tossed away into the beautiful monster that is Augusta National. Kevin Streelman, the day's big mover so far, has bogeyed the ninth to fall to one under. Louie Oosthuizen has played par golf through through three and stays three under.

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The course is starting to full up and the leaderboard is slowly rearranging itself. Thomas Bjorn, after birdieing the first two, has dropped back to level with a bogey at four. Italian Franceso Molinari has bogeyed the first to join his fellow European on evens.

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Howie: I once played with a group of friends and on the first tee quite a large queue had gathered behind. I duly went to pieces, swung my driver, hit the floor and snapped the club. Half of the club went down the fairway while my ball stayed on the tee. Its probably the best thing the crowd of people there had ever seen on a golf course!

Andy B: Playing a leisurely round in Whitby, teeing off across a coastal inlet. Driver out to keep the ball down into a headwind, got completely underneath the ball which went into orbit before heading back over my head and into the North Sea.

Golf Digest Magazine's Luke Kerr-Dineen, external points out that only two players who teed off yesterday afternoon finished the day in the top 10: Watson (69) and Australia's Marc Leishman (70).

Scotland's Stephen Gallacher has dropped a shot at the fourth to slip back to level par. Jason Day, Dustin Johnson, and Henrik Stenson are on the way down the first, soon to be followed by Luke Donald, Sergio Garcia and big Bubba Watson.

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EC: Golfing disaster. Playing with a friend of mine, his drive hit the markers for the Ladies' Tee, ricocheted into the carpark and hit his own car.

Donny: Played an open a couple of years ago in Dunfermline. On the 17th I hooked a ball off the tee into the sports field. Wouldn't have been to bad except it was being used as a temp car park for the open. Bang went a nice BMW's window.

Kevin Streelman, the American donator of tickets to fans on Twitter, has parred his last four holes to stay two under. He's about to hit the turn with playing partner DA Points (six over), in what was the first pairing out today. If you're the first pair back in the clubhouse, what do you do for the rest of the day?

R-Mac: On golfing disasters: at my home course, I needed to birdie the last to set a new course record. I hit my approach shot on the last hole to eight feet away and only whilst lining up that putt did I realise I'd hit my playing partner's ball. Still haunts me.

JB: Playing a junior tournament in Scotland sliced my drive off the first tee and smashed a window in the newly refurbished clubhouse!!

Is scoring going to be easier early on today? The weather forecast suggests that the winds will increase later on, so the morning-risers could do well to cash in. Thomas Bjorn looks like he's doing just that, picking up shots at both the first and second to move one under par. Louis Oosthuizen has parred the second to stay three under.

Gareth Gaston:, external Six years old. Standing to close to a friend and getting a seven iron an inch below my eye! Five stitches later but no less enthusiastic.

Will Dyer:, external Hitting a drive into the plaque on the tee box in front, only to see the ball come flying back past me. Driving distance -37 yards.

Steven Brand:, external Once having a great medal round and marched to next tee. Promptly teed off from regular tee instead of medal tee. Two shots gone!

Once more our dedicated, hard-working team have been scouring the web for the best Masters stories. Check these out:

ESPN look at the decision of Bill Haas to fire his caddie, external, who was also his brother!

The official event website, external looks at the toughest holes on Thursday, with the par-4 11th proving to be the hardest hole on the course with just two birdies and a 4.47 average.

The Augusta Chronicle looks at the family which has seen five generations attend the Masters., external

The New York Times has a wonderful slide show, external on the history of Augusta.

And on his Instagram account, 2013 US Open champion Justin Rose, external showcases some very impressive pool table skills, using a golf club and ball!

Bernhard Langer, the two-time champion, is next to tee off. The 56-year-old resumes on level par after a mixed round on Thursday featuring four birdies, two bogeys and a double bogey. The German is playing alongside Francesco Molinari and Chris Kirk.

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Par five, 575 yards

A downhill fairway curls to the left towards a green that is reachable in two, though bunkers await those who fall short. South African Louis Oosthuizen took an albratross two in 2012 on the way to a losing play-off against Bubba Watson.

2013 average: 4.71 Rank: 16

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Louis Oosthuizen is up and running with a par at the first. He stays at three under, one behind Bill Haas and is on the way to the second. Coming up soon, at 14:35, Jason Day, Dustin Johnson and Henrik Stenson take to the course, followed by Bubba Watson Luke Donald and Sergio Garcia.

Just pondering Luke Donald's plight there. What is the mostly costly error in golfing history? Too many clubs for Woosnam at the 2001 Open? Roberto de Vicenzo signing for wrong score and missing the play-off at the 1968 Masters? What about your golfing disasters? They don't have to be technical errors - ever shanked one so far that it went through the window of a passing car? Text, tweet, or write on our Facebook page.

Neal: Any thoughts on a predicted cut? I'm going for +3. Some of those pin positions are horrible!

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Luke Donald, usually so at home in the sand, took a quadruple-bogey eight on the par-four ninth, where the former world number one took two shots to get out of a greenside trap and in the process incurred a two-shot penalty for grounding his club in the bunker.

He wrote on Twitter:, external I can accept the odd poor shot but making a mistake like that is pretty frustrating and so unlike me. Got a 2 shot penalty on the 9th today. Left my bunker shot in the bunker and touched the sand before my next shot. Pretty dumb mistake. Oh well, nothing I can do about it now, brush it off and try and make a bunch of birdies tomorrow.

Donald tees off at 14:57 alongside Bubba Watson and Sergio Garcia.

Kevin Streelman is steady as she goes at two under, parring the fifth. Denmark's Thomas Bjorn has opened with a birdie to get back to level par.