Postpublished at 17:13 British Summer Time 30 May 2014
We have not got enough tinned food and supplies of fresh water to survive a John Isner five-setter, so we are going to call a halt to this live text right here.
However you can keep across all the scores from Roland Garros, minus the inane wittering, on the BBC Sport live scores page.
We will be back tomorrow when Andy Murray takes on the difficult-to-spell and difficult-to-play Philipp Kohlschreiber.
Bye for now.