This charming manpublished at 18:22 British Summer Time 11 May 2014

Man City are Premier League champions
Nasri and Kompany give Man City victory
Full-time: Liverpool 2-1 Newcastle
Reds come from behind to beat 9-man Magpies
Norwich relegation to Championship confirmed
Tom Rostance, Marc Higginson and Mike Henson
Tom, Manchester: Man City mocked if they win, mocked if they don't. This whole money excuse is getting old. City's back line cost less than Liverpool's by a country mile. All clubs have spent money, the idea you shouldn't spend the money you have because other teams can't is preposterous. Plus our U12s ,U16s and U18s are all national champions, the future is bright!
Derby goalscorer Will Hughes taps the ball off the centre spot and we are back under way in the Championship play-off semi-final second leg.
Former Leicester City midfielder Robbie Savage on 606
"Against Liverpool Vincent Kompany might have been culpable for all three goals - he certainly gifted the third to Philippe Coutinho. But to have bounced back the way he did shows what a fantastic captain, and what a fantastic professional, he is."
Manchester City Council have released details of an open top bus tour, external around the city centre to celebrate the Blues' league title win. The parade route begins at Albert Square at 18:40 BST and ends an hour later in Exchange Square.
Mark Lawrenson
at Anfield for BBC World Service
"The best team always wins the league over the course of 38 games. Manchester City timed their run at the season's climax absolutely perfectly. Everybody has played extremely well and everybody was fit at vital times.
"Liverpool ran them close and will improve next season with the players they will undoubtedly sign, but this has been an excellent Premier League season all told. Manchester City should get all the credit they deserve."
Aidan:, external How important is semantics? Pochettino just referred to Southampton as 'they' when discussing implementing his plans.
Neil:, external A season is never decided by one game or one moment. It's 38 games. But Steven Gerrard's slip v Chelsea seems cruelly defining.
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Three teams separated by four points with two games to play. And you thought the Premier League was close.
In Spain, leaders Atletico Madrid, chasing a first title since 1996, start the 37th round of games with a three-point lead over nearest rivals Barcelona. Victory for Diego Simeone's side, coupled with Barca's failure to win, will spark the mother of all parties at the Vicente Calderon.
Yet should the top two slip up and third-placed Real Madrid win then Carlo Ancelotti's Copa del Rey winners and Champions League finalists will head into the final week of the domestic season with their sights on the treble.
Adam Chicksen, on for the injured Gordon Greer, becomes the second member of the Brighton back four to go into the book.
Brighton have not had many, but that is a whopping great chance to haul themselves back into the semi-final. Jesse Lingard's ball over the top picks out Leonardo Ulloa's run behind the Derby rearguard.
The Argentine's control is a little ungainly and Lee Grant is out quickly to stop the Argentine's shot at source.
We are heading into injury-time.
Arin, Newcastle: All these celebrations are crazy - don't people want to win in something approaching a level playing field? City winning the league is like City winning a competition for having the most money.
Vote for your Match of the Day Goal of the Season., external and find out the results on tonight's Match of the Day.
Vote at bbc.co.uk/sport or tweet @BBCMOTD, external with the hashtag:
#goal1 - Jack Wilshere for Arsenal vs Norwich, Oct 19th 2013.
#goal2 - Pajtim Kasami for Fulham vs Crystal Palace, Oct 21st 2013
#goal3 - Luis Suarez's first goal for Liverpool vs Norwich, Dec 4th 2013
#goal4 - Wayne Rooney for Manchester United vs West Ham, Mar 22nd 2014
#goal5 - Alexander Tettey for Norwich vs Sunderland, Mar 22nd 2014
#goal6 - Jonjo Shelvey for Swansea vs Aston Villa, Apr 26th 2014
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Tottenham manager Tim Sherwood on whether he wants to continue: "Absolutely, I love doing this job, my life would be a lot easier if I wasn't a manager but I want to do it. It's my life, it's what I want to be involved in and continuing doing it.
"If I had started the season, we would have finished in the Champions League places. It will be interesting to see how I am judged when I meet the chairman. If I do leave, it can't be on results. If I'd have known it would only be for five months, I wouldn't have done it, to be honest.
"I can only be judged for the season when I've taken over. A 59% win ratio is second to none. I'm happy with how I have done."
Second to none indeed. In the Premier League era, Tim Sherwood has the best win ratio of any Spurs manager (59%) with 13 victories in 23 games. In second is Andre Villas-Boas (54%), while Harry Redknapp is third (49%). David Pleat's ratio is 50%, but he has only managed two Premier League matches.
Brighton are on the ropes and reeling here. And some of the blows are self-inflicted.
Tomas Kuszczak is sold a little short by a backpass and the Brighton goalkeepers attempt to hoof clear is charged down by the eager Jamie Ward.
The ball bounces up and just over the crossbar, but only just.
Moe Muntz:, external Why is everyone saying Liverpool will come back strong? Coping with the Champions League is not easy. They'll be lucky to finish fourth next year.
Josh Henwood:, external Now for the real start to Villa's season - the post-season. Hoping for some major developments to get us out of this rut.
Tom Wylie:, external Only 97 more days to wait till it's back... can't wait!
BBC Sport's Chris Bevan at Etihad Stadium
"A lovely scene as David Silva left the pitch - he was mobbed by one of the City youth teams, under-10s by the look of them, who showered him in hugs. Silva, who wasn't much taller than some of them, hugged everybody back."
BBC Radio 5 live
West Brom boss Pepe Mel: "A lot of work needs doing now. Ten or 11 players are out of contract, so we need new players. I have no idea about my future. I would like to be here. I am going to meet the chairman within the next week."
Here are scenes from the Etihad Stadium seconds after the full-time whistle went...