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Perhaps our favourite story of the morning, though, is in the Times, flagged up on the front page of its sports pull-out beside a photo of a muscular Andy Murray.

QPR's Dutch midfielder Leroy Fer has revealed that he didn't invite Manchester United boss Louis van Gaal - his former national team coach - to his wedding during the summer. Fer seems to have had a concern that the imposing Van Gaal might have tried to take over the ceremony.

"He would stand at the front of the church," Fer said, "[saying] do you want to marry him? Do you want to marry her?"

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The Daily Express has another West London-based manager on its back page, with QPR boss Harry Redknapp claiming that a club mole is trying to get him the sack. "I'm not silly, I'm very streetwise," he said. "Someone has tried to cause me a problem. I wasn't born yesterday."

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Mourinho's complaint has made a few of this morning's back pages, including the Daily Star.

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In any case, if Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho is to be believed, Swansea may get a refereeing decision or two in their favour this afternoon.

Mourinho, who is contesting a charge imposed after he claimed there was a "campaign" to influence referees' decisions against his side, spent much of his pre-match press conference grumbling about his team's treatment at the hands of match officials.

"With Chelsea and with me the reactions are different," said Mourinho.

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As any physics expert will tell you, Isaac Newton's third law of motion is this: For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. And so as one Premier League club welcome a striker, another is saying goodbye to a forward. Swansea sold Wilfried Bony to reigning champions Manchester City for £28m during the week. Today, Garry Monk's side host Chelsea. What chance a home win in those circumstances?

"It's a challenge for my players and it's a challenge for myself to really try to put on a performance and hopefully we can warrant a good result," Monk said. Well, they have beaten Manchester United away this season.

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While we wait for your sporting lies to flood in, let's take a look ahead to some of the big stories bubbling away ahead of today's action.

There's Jermain Defoe, Sunderland's new striker, set to make his debut against his former club Tottenham at White Hart Lane this afternoon. Defoe, signed from Toronto FC on Friday, has scored on his debut for every club he has played for. Will he do it today (international clearance permitting)?

"It is a great club and I've always enjoyed coming up here and playing against Sunderland because of the stadium and the supporters," Defoe said on his arrival in the North East.

BBC Radio 5 live

As anyone who follows Danny Baker on Twitter will know, the great man was not best pleased with the manner of his beloved Millwall's exit from the FA Cup on Wednesday. So it's good to hear him sounding as chirpy as ever on his BBC Radio 5 live show this morning, which is just under way.

We're working in tandem with the show to dig out your sporting stories. And this morning's topic is: sporting lies you've told.

Have you ever told a lie related to sport? And did you get away with it? Let us know using #bbcfootball, external on Twitter, text us on 81111 (UK only), or drop us a line on the MOTD Facebook, external or Google+ page., external

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We start with a little bit of breaking news: Liverpool have confirmed that their Spanish striker Suso has completed a move to AC Milan. The former Spain Under-21 international - whose chances at Anfield have been limited since his arrival from Cadiz in 2010 - had been expected to sign a four-year deal at the San Siro.

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There's a packed football schedule on this wintry Saturday: Seven Premier League matches - including the leaders Chelsea in action at Swansea - plus a near full Football league programme. Where will today's stories unfold?

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Jermain Defoe is chasing another debut goal. Swansea are preparing for life without Wilfried Bony. Jose Mourinho is grumbling about referees. And David Ginola wants to be Fifa president. It's just another week on Planet Football. Good morning.