What do you reckon Manchester United fans? Worth £36m?

So, the Cherries are in on the action, adding £4m Murray to the £9.5m spent by Everton on Ramiro Funes Mori, the £4m Chelsea have shelled out on Papy Djilobodji and the money West Ham have parted with to sign Nikica Jelavic, as well as Alex Song and Victor Moses on loan.

The day is still very much on simmer, though. Someone needs to crank up the heat a bit. 

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Here's one we were expecting...

Bournemouth have completed the signing of Crystal Palace striker Glenn Murray. He has agreed a three year deal at the Vitality Stadium. Bournemouth have paid around £4m for the 31 year old.

Anthony Martial, who is set to complete a move from Monaco to Manchester United in a deal worth between £36m and £58m depending on who you believe, has been wished good luck by former club Lyon.

The 19-year-old moved to current club Monaco from Lyon two years ago. The price? £4.4m.

Hope they included a sell-on clause.

Someone at Champions League HQ is currently getting a bit of a dressing down.

In case you weren't around, they tweeted "confirmation" that De Gea would be staying at United, before quickly deleting said tweet.

Bristol City have just announced a second Premier League player will be arriving at Ashton Gate today.

Aston Villa defender Nathan Baker has joined the Championship sideon a season-long loan.

The 24-year-old has made more than 80 appearances for the Premier League club.

As we've already mentioned, Liam Moore signed from Leicester City on loan until January earlier today.

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Virgil van Dijk's expected move to Southampton is done and dusted according to Dutch media outlet Voetbal International., external

They claim that the 24-year-old Celtic defender has signed a five-year deal while the two clubs have agreed a transfer fee that could rise to £13m.

If you were on the move from your job how would you illustrate it? What clauses would you insert into your contract? 

Tea-making bonuses? Desk by the window? We want your photographs and contract clauses.

Matt, Colchester:  Once convinced a friend to drop down two divisions and join my Sunday League team by preparing and hand delivering a "contract" which contained a 1000 Yen signing on fee and a cup bonus of five Curly Wurlys. Sometimes you have to go the extra mile to get the player you want...hopefully my beloved Spurs take note today!

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Another man on his way out of Huddersfield is winger Adam Hammill, who leaves the Championship side after his contract was terminated by mutual consent. 

The 27-year-old - who has also played for Liverpool, Wolves and Barnsley - was contracted until 30 June 2016.

"The timing gives Adam the chance to find himself another club and make a clean start in his career," said Town boss Chris Powell.

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"It seems like there's going to be plenty going on at Vicarage Road today. Forward Victor Ibarbo from Roma is expected to be announced on a season-long loan. His medical is due later I'm told. And centre-half Gabriele Angella is likely to move to QPR - also on a season long loan. 

"There are plenty of other rumours too of incomings including Brugge striker Obbi Oulare and we are still expecting Rennes midfielder Abdoulaye Doucoure to sign. The future of Matej Vydra is still uncertain but if those three sign for Watford then Vydra is likely to be out."

Derby County have signed midfielder Jacob Butterfield from Huddersfield. 

Right, so here is what Real Madrid have had to say about the De Gea deal in their statement...

In short, they say Manchester United did not send the paperwork required for the transfers until midnight, which is when the deadline passed in Spain.

I'm sure this is not the end of the matter, though. Over to you Manchester United...

Real Madrid have just released a statement regarding the David De Gea situation., external I will have the meat of it for you in a just a sec. It is in Spanish but I can tell you that they claim they have done all that is required of them to complete the deal for De Gea to join them and Keylor Navas to switch to United...

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Earlier today we asked you to send in your questions about transfer deadline day for former Everton and Republic of Ireland winger Kevin Kilbane.

Wayne Kisbee asked: "Would it be better for every team if the transfer window closed before the season kicked off?"

Kevin says: "It would make it a lot easier for everyone - managers, players and supporters. The problem you might find would be teams preparing for the start of the season would have the added headache of having to complete transfer deals too.

"And you look at Chelsea - they've started the season poorly but as it stands now can still make one or two additions if they need to. There are pros and cons to it but I think it would be easier if the window closed earlier. Deals being concluded earlier would help the player as well – if they join earlier they can get a whole pre-season under their belt."

That's right Potters fans - your club has found all the necessary ingredients to cook up a big-name signing. Unfortunately he won't be appearing on the Britannia pitch - but in the kitchen...

"We're excited to announce the Stoke Kitchen event with @PaulHollywood, external will include @BoKrkic, external@JoseluMato9, external@muniesa92, external," tweet the Potters.

I can only hope that Bojan has been working on his pastry. If his lemon tarts are soggy, Hollywood will have him.

It's hard to take former QPR manager Harry Redknapp seriouslywithout seeing him leaning out of a car window but maybe he does have the inside track on this one? 

He did manage Spurs after all...

If you were on the move from your job how would you illustrate it? What clauses would you insert into your contract? 

Tea-making bonuses? Desk by the window? We want your photographs and contract clauses.  

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"On deadline day, you just go 'chat, chat, chat, chat'.

"Keep them chatting until you're near to that deadline hour and then they will give you anything, within a certain reason, that you want. 

"Ask for everything because as silly as some stuff may sound, you'll probably get it."  

Want to read all the tips of the trade from the agents themselves on how to get a good deal? Read this piece from January's deadline day here.