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BBC Radio 5 live's transfer deadline day panel - including former Everton winger Kevin Kilbane and South American football expert Tim Vickery as well as Rudd - is on air now.

If you were on the move from your job how would you illustrate it? What clauses would you insert into your contract? 

Tea-making bonuses? Desk by the window? We want your photographs and contract clauses.

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BBC Sport

"It’s very unlikely Arsenal will make any signings before the deadline. They explored a few options but nothing even got off the ground, let alone coming close. Almost certainly no ins or outs today for the Gunners."

If Arsenal are going to pull off a Mesut Ozil-style deadline-day coup, they are putting up one heck of a smokescreen to keep reporters off the scent.

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As the 2015 summer transfer window enters its final hours, analysis from financial experts Deloitte shows that gross spending is on course to reach a new record, eclipsing the £835m spent last summer. As of 10:30 BST this morning, £790m had been spent, just £45m short of the record.

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Manchester United
Manchester United

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The fact that the Daily Telegraph's man in the know at Old Trafford - Mark Ogden - has included it asthe 14th paragraph of his round-up of Manchester United business, externalsuggests he has little confidence of this deal actually happening.

Anyway, here are his words.

"Van Gaal has a long-standing interest inAntoine Griezmann, the Atletico Madrid forward, and a deal could yet be struck for the France international if his £46.1m release clause at the Vicente Calderon is triggered by United today." 

Two deals on one deadline day? Victor Moses, take a bow.

As well as agreeing a loan deal with West Ham, the 24-year-old has signed a new four-year-deal with parent club Chelsea., external

How many of those four years will actually be spent playing in the blue of the Premier League champions though?

If you were on the move from your job how would you illustrate it? What clauses would you insert into your contract? 

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Social media loves a rumour. Here are the most-talked about players on Twitter so far today

1. David De Gea 2. Anthony Martial 3. Ramiro Funes Mori 4. Alex Song 5. Edison Cavani 6. Keylor Navas 7. John Stones

Hurrah! The administrators at the Scottish FA are finally picking a fax up off the machine - we have our first done deal north of the border.

And that honour goes to Dundee United forward Robbie Muirhead who joins Premiership rivals Partick Thistle on loan until 4 January.

The 19-year-old joined United from first club Kilmarnock near the close of the January transfer window and has scored twice in 16 appearances.

West Ham United
West Ham United

A slightly nervous thumbs up there from Victor.

Hope that is unconnected with whatever is going on in the lower half of the photo of his medical.

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Bale! Cavani! Benzema! Pogba!

None of these have reared their expensive heads yet on deadline day. There are still seven hours to make it happen lads.

These are the headlines so far today. 

Manchester United are set to complete the £36m signing of 19-year-old Monaco forward Anthony Martial.  

David De Gea's £29m move from Manchester United to Real Madrid has collapsed.

Everton have signed defender Ramiro Funes Mori from Argentine club River Plate for £9.5m on a five-year deal. 

West Ham have signed midfielder Alex Song on a season-long loan from Barcelona.

Daily Telegraph's Jeremy Wilson filed a story last night claiming that, external "Arsenal's hopes of signing a first senior outfield player of the summer were fading".

He has seen nothing so far to update that line today with Karim Benzema and Edinson Cavani proving out of reach.

Phil McNulty
BBC Sport chief football writer

Given Charlie Austin's attitude he will fit in anywhere. He is an archetypal hard-working striker, ready to go looking for work for the team, strong in the air and with proven ability in front of goal with 18 goals - five headers - in the league last season.

Here is a player who proved himself in a relegated side at QPR last season, performing well enough to win an England call-up. He deserves a bigger stage than the Championship.  

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Charlie Austin has reportedly arrived for training at QPR's headquarters this morning as usual.

Championship side Wolves have signed winger Nathan Byrne from Swindon Town for an undisclosed fee.

The 23-year-old, who scored a hat-trick for the Robins on the opening day of the season, has agreed a three-year deal with Kenny Jackett's team.

If you were on the move from your job how would you illustrate it? What clauses would you insert into your contract? 

Tea-making bonuses? Desk by the window? We want your photographs and contract clauses.

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A little over seven hours left in the transfer window, but no-one hurries Dimitar Berbartov.

The former Tottenham and Manchester United striker, a free agent after leaving Monaco, is in the Midlands according to Sky Sports and is strolling in Aston Villa's direction.

At least at 34, his game has never been reliant on pace.

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Two months of excitement and desperation for football fans is almost over as the transfer window nears its conclusion.

A British youngster cost almost £50m, Manchester United were linked with everyone, their goalkeeper had his head turned by Real Madrid, transfer requests were handed in, U-turns were performed and the most expensive footballer in British history jumped ship to Paris.

But what did we learn? BBC Sport's Matt Davis has been finding out.

West Bromwich Albion
West Bromwich Albion

Liverpool defender Jose Enrique and Crystal Palace midfielder Mile Jedinak are the possible deadline day arrival at West Brom according to the Express and Star., external

Left-back Enrique is unwanted by Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers after four years on Merseyside, while Stoke are also interested in 31-year-old Jedinak.

If you were on the move from your job how would you illustrate it? What clauses would you insert into your contract? 

Tea-making bonuses? Desk by the window? We want your photographs and contract clauses.

Tweet #RealLifeDeadlineDay,, external text 81111 (UK only) or post a message on the BBC Match Of The Day Facebook, external page.

Former Newcastle midfielder Jonas Gutierrez agrees a move to Spanish top-flight side Deportivo La Coruna. 

The Argentine, 32, was released by the Premier League club this summer after his contract expired. 

Deportivo say the deal is still subject to Gutierrez passing his medical. 

Gutierrez, who overcame testicular cancer, scored 12 goals in 205 Newcastle appearances after joining from Mallorca in 2008.