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Man Utd 0-0 PSV
A Manchester United goal appears to have been ordered at half-time, they are looking more dangerous now. First Jesse Lingard heads wide and then Memphis Depay shoots right at Jeroen Zoet.

Man Utd unsure of qualification
Win in Wolfsburg would seal it
FT: Juventus 1-0 Man City
Mandzukic slots home from close range
FT: Shakhtar Donetsk 3-4 Real Madrid
Tom Rostance
Man Utd 0-0 PSV
A Manchester United goal appears to have been ordered at half-time, they are looking more dangerous now. First Jesse Lingard heads wide and then Memphis Depay shoots right at Jeroen Zoet.
Juventus 1-0 Man City
Juventus 1-0 Man City
City break, Fernandinho, Yaya Toure and Kevin de Bruyne carry the charge but Fernandinho's pass is woeful, so telegraphed it may as well have had a police escort. Intercepted. Pretty underwhelming stuff tonight from the men in green/yellow.
Shakhtar Donetsk 0-1 Real Madrid
It looks to be absolutely freezing at Shakhtar Donetsk, so much so that the home side's substitutes were going through their warm ups at half time in full bench gear - thick coat, gloves and bobble hats.
Back under way now in that game, and other Champions League ties.
Man Utd 0-0 PSV
Nobody likes a short corner, or a scorner Kev.
United whip in a decent corner at the Stretford End and Morgan Schneiderlin heads it well over.
Add to the football dictionary
Dan in Bath: "Butterfinish". A player who can run with the ball, take on defenders, show great skill, but couldn't score even if his life depended on it. Everything's there but-a-finish.
Kevin, Woking: How about: scorner? A way to waste a promising attacking opportunity when you can get the ball in the opposition's box.
Man Utd 0-0 PSV
No sign of Marouane 'Plan B' Fellaini just yet for the hosts. Back in play at Old Trafford, where as it stands Manchester United will not book a place in the last 16 tonight.
Juventus 1-0 Man City
Back under way in Turin.
on 81111
Good to see the importance of 16th century nutmeg wars finally gets recognition for their role in modern football. About time.
Joe from Sheffield
We're a broad church Joe...
Malmo 0-2 PSG
PSG are firmly on course to secure their place in the knockout stage of the Champions League as they lead Malmo 2-0 in Group A.
No goals yet for Zlatan Ibrahimovic, who has not scored in Europe's premier cub competition for almost a year now.
Real Madrid will win the group if they win tonight, and they are 1-0 up at Shakhtar Donetsk thanks to Cristiano Ronaldo's header.
Man Utd 0-0 PSV
Juventus 1-0 Man City
Unchartered waters for Manchester City, who have not trailed at half-time in the Champions League this season. Paul Pogba's share price is climbing like a Jordan Belfort deal tonight. Outstanding. Sir Alex Ferguson's final mistake?
There weren't many, I grant you...
Man Utd 0-0 PSV
Chris Waddle
BBC Radio 5 live at Old Trafford
"United's approach play has been bright, high tempo and PSV have found it hard. But you need composure in the final third. United are nervous and rushing things. Martial has rushed things and his touch has been heavy. They need to relax if they are going to get a result."
Text 81111
Re Nutmeg19:55. The book might have been 'Nathaniel's Nutmeg', an excellent account of the spice wars between England and the Dutch East India Company (Holland), how appropriate tonight!
Keith in Edinburgh
That's the one! Other books chronicling the history of the Banda Islands are available.
Actually - almost certainly not...
Man Utd 0-0 PSV
Nil-nil, but not a bad game at all. PSV came into the game after half an hour and look dangerous enough to me.
Juventus 1-0 Man City
46% of Man City's attacks have been down the right hand side so far.
Juventus 1-0 Man City
Juventus 1-0 Man City
Old dog, new tricks! Juventus midfielder Claudio Marchisio has a brainwave, playing a backpass blind and straight to Sergio Aguero, About as advisable as offering a mountain lion a lift home.
But Aguero can't beat the wily old Gigi Buffon, whose angles are perfect, he doesn't give away a penalty and stands up and blocks Aguero's shot. Superb keeping.
Strong! Very strong efforts. We'll get this dictionary out for Christmas at this rate.