This is definitely one of the better ones - and I've seen a few of them in my time.

Paris St-Germain striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic says he wants fans of his hometown club Malmo to sing his name when he returns tonight.

"A perfect scenario is that we win, I score three goals and everyone chants my name after the match," he said.

Ibrahimovic, 34, was born in Malmo and played for the club between 1999 and 2001.

PSG need a win to secure qualification from Group A.

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Ibrahimovic has never before returned to Malmo to play a competitive game with a club side and, with tickets scarce, he arranged for the game to be shown on a big screen in the city's main square, Stortorget.

"When the draw was made, I called Malmo FF directly and said 'Book Stortorget,'" he said.

"It took a while, but then they called back and said it was booked. I want everyone to have a chance to see the game."

Can't be too many numismatists out there who would be happy with the size of that coin!

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Rich in Wales: How about a "Panenka", meaning an excellent moustache? 

Tom Davis: Doug Ellis syndrome. Thinking a change is needed without fully anticipating the consequences.

Manchester City have never scored more than one goal against Juventus in five attempts. 

Juventus are unbeaten in their last 11 Champions League games at home (W7 D4), the last team to beat them on home soil being Bayern Munich back in April 2013.

Juventus have also kept a clean sheet in each of their first two home games in the competition this season.

And the Old Lady have lost only one of their last 14 Champions League games (W8 D5). It was a big one though - the 2015 final against Barcelona.

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The City players are out for their warm-up, heavily gloved up on what looks like a chilly night in Turin. Can they keep Sergio Aguero fit, consistently? The title may well depend on it. 

If scientists perfect cryogenic freezing, and I awake in a future dystopia like Sly Stallone in Demolition Man, I can guarantee that the debate over whether Juan Mata is over/under-rated will still be raging on...

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Manuel Pellegrini just popped on screen for a quick word. He was as dynamic as ever, saying "it will be a close game between two good teams."

Cheers. 

I'm not sure what they're going to do with this after tonight's game but this is a nice touch from some Dutch fans.

They have had a banner made wishing United left-back Luke Shaw all the best. Shaw, of course, broke his leg in the return game earlier in the season.

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Jake Connor: A "Yeboah" - Any goal that goes in off the underside of the bar.

Snafu: He's done a Rooney, wanted to leave but stayed for the cash!

Ed Moore: Diabyed - used to describe a player where the use of the phrase "injury-prone" is an understatement.

To get you started, here's a few new words and phrases we'd like to see take hold.

Lebowski's Rug - a midfield player who ties everything together. Indispensable.

Hit Les! - an aimless ball over the top from a centre-back in the vain hope that a centre-forward will get on the end of it.

Floor-filler - A goal so good that, if it were a song, it would pack the floor of your local discotheque. Unmissable. 

We're sure you can do better...

Juventus have made two enforced changes to the team that beat AC Milan at the weekend, Leonardo Bonucci coming in for Patrice Evra and Alex Sandro for Hernanes.  

Juventus: Buffon, Barzagli, Bonucci, Chiellini, Lichtsteiner, Sturaro, Marchisio, Pogba, Alex Sandro, Mandzukic, Dybala.  

If that headline doesn't draw you in then there's no hope.

The man in question is of course Memphis Depay. Signed from PSV for mega-money in the summer, scorer against them in September, and scorer again at Watford on Saturday after a spell out of the side.

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He starts tonight (we think) on the left of the three behind Anthony Martial. How good can he be?

A former coach says he can "be one of the world's great players" in this article.

Some of our team are in Malmo this evening - and it seems that Zlatan love is everywhere in Malmo...

To the relief of Nathan's taxi driver, Zlatan starts tonight.

PSG starting XI: Trapp, Thiago Silva, Marquinhos, Maxwell, van der Wiel, Thiago Motta, Di María, Matuidi, Rabiot, Cavani, Ibrahimovic.  

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Wolfsburg have moved above Manchester United in Group B after two goals from substitute Andre Schurrle secured a 2-0 win at CSKA Moscow, who cannot progress to the knockout stages. 

Those goals also mean that CSKA keeper Igor Akinfeev has now conceded in 36 Champions League games in a row. Maybe time to give someone else a crack in goal...

Meabnwhile, in Kazakhstan, Astana threw away a two-goal lead to draw 2-2 with Benfica in a 15:00 GMT kick-off.